Ask Rei Anything
June 12, 2005- Wow, it's the sort of thing that Mr. Y.T.F. loves himself, video games and breasts.
An absolute bakunyuu obsessee... is what we all actually are, so it's nothing to be ashamed of.
Hi miss Rei,It's me again. I
have some more question to ask you,I hope you can answer it!
1.How your breast grow that big?Have any secret?
2.Do you love your breast and do you ever dream to have breast bigger than
G-Cup size?
3.I heard you came from an anime called G-Cup Teacher Rei,can you tell me
more about it?
4.What kind of position while grabing breast specially big one can give a
person the greatest
sensational and how about the spot on it that can give the same
sensational,do you know it?
5.Does grabing and sucking big breast have different sensational?Which one
is the best?
6.Anyway,as a teacher,what kind of lesson do you teach?Don't tell me you
teach sex lesson!
7.Having big and heavy breast hanging on your chest must had make you
uncomfortable,how do you handle this situation?
8.How can I compare your G-Cup Breast to something,is it as big as a soccer
ball?,a volley ball or maybe a watermelon?
9.I heard when a girl's breast being grab it will grown bigger for a limited time,isit true and is it happen to you too miss Rei?
Sorry if I ask so many crazy things,I like big breast the bigger the
better,thats why I ask so many things about breast.I hope you can answer
all of my questions because only you can give me the answer,anyway
I do remember you, you're the boy to whom I said that having an obsession with big breasts is perfectly okay. It still holds true. As for your questions, though...
Answer 1: As far as I'm aware, there really isn't a secret to it... I guess you either end up with them big, or you don't... Personally, I don't buy into a lot of these folksy-sounding causes of breast growth...
Answer 2: I don't have any problems with my breasts at all, but I think they'd better stay at the size they're at now. There tends to be a bit of a negative stigma attached to having large breasts as it is, and I don't want them to grow so big that they start to hurt, so I wouldn't want to
take my chances.
Answer 3: Personally, on this, the less said, the better. I liked to think that I had a decent idea going as far as a story went, but unfortunately, the animation team I hired to help me out had their heads up their asses, so it wound up being the worst thing I'd ever seen. I, in a moment of either weakness or stupidity, decided to tough it out
for three episodes, though... There's a fourth, but since that was the point I gave up and left, some woman who looks strangely like a blue-haired version of another teacher I've heard of named Mizuho took my place.
Answer 4: I think I may have said once before, it's easier to heft up and play with breasts from the back. It'd be the best way to get a good grip... As for the most sensitive spot, that's the nipple, you should know that.
Answer 5: Depending on how it's done, the sensations are different... Generally, grabbing leads to a pushing, massage-like sensation, where sucking is a warm, wet, more focused sensation. As for which one feels better... Well, you're a boy... Which feels better to YOU with YOUR, shall I say, sensitive region? Especially if it's done to what boils down to ITS nipple?
Answer 6: I teach math, actually... I teach it from sophomore to senior year.
Answer 7: It doesn't hurt me THAT badly, but I try to make sure that they bounce as little as possible- that being said, I rarely run anywhere, and I don't like to jump for any reason. Also, I'm a little slow going up stairs...
Answer 8: In my case, they're about as big as... hmm... maybe watermelon halves?
Answer 9: I don't think that's true. It might LOOK bigger because the part of the breast that ISN'T being grabbed is 'oozing' out of one's grip, so to speak, so it looks like it's being pushed out more. Have you ever squeezed a balloon? It's a little like a weakened version of that, really.
Well, I think that's everything; until you write back~
Block, punch, kick, eh?
It is I, RLB again. I have taken your advice and blocked the girl that I
voiced concern about in my last email. She is dead me, like my old pet
turtle,
who is dead. Completely accidental. Oh yeah, and, I stopped bleeding. I
guess.
I have more questions though.
1. Have you ever wanted to hit someone so hard, that you'd fall to the
floor
before them?
2. Have you ever broken anyone's neck, by accident, with those things,
Miss
Rei?
3. Where is my toilet? I haven't whizzed in twelve hours.
4. I say that Fonzi ("Happy Days") could take Jet Li in a fight. Because
he's the Fonz. My sister doubts this though. Who do you think would win?
5. I have purchased and played River City Ransom EX, largely because of
your
praising of it on your web site. And it is good. No question. I'm just
saying. Thanks.
With the exception of your turtle being dead, it's nice to see that everything seems to have worked out in your favor. Now, we'll answer a few more questions!
Answer 1: I haven't, but I can't really speak for Mr. Y.T.F...
Answer 2: No, I haven't done that. I take care to avoid such predicaments.
Answer 3: It should be in your bathroom.
Answer 4: I think that Fonzie might do okay, but his main hope for winning would be to apply a bit of a devious tactic. Everyone likes the Fonz, so all he has to do is get on Jet Li's good side, and when he least expects it, BAM!
Answer 5: Mr. Y.T.F. says "thanks".
Don't forget to buy styptics if the bleeding restarts; see you around!
Well, HERE'S an unexpected face.
Konichiwa, Rei-sensei!
I'm another friend of one of your current writers. I believe you know him
as... um... the Mizuki, Kirika and Mifuyu Fan, if I remember correctly...
Don't worry, I AM sending my e-mail from my OWN computer, unlike that
moocher that stole MK&MF's LJ name. And before you ask, I AM with MK&MF
(who I call the REAL ZeroVirus [remember, He came up with ZeroVirus, but
that was AFTER he started sending e-mails to ya, so our other friend took
the name for sending you the questions]) on the whole Bakunyuu position:
Bakunyuu anime = GOOD. Anyway, I have some questions.
1) We ALL have a problem with the boy that MK&MF/LJ ZeroVirus calls "Keno."
It's actually Ken, but Keno will do here. Anyway, he's violent,
anti-social, he questions the teacher's authority... a modern Adolf Hitler,
or as MK&MF says, a real life Kiriyama (whoever he is). Is there ANY way we
can deal with this rat bastard? (Do NOT say "Break out the Windex Kitchen
Knife." I don't need MK&MF's mom's friends in the cops tailing me.)
2) Why doesn't Saji see that Yuki wants him more that Koizumi does and go
after HER? I've wondered since MK&MF showed me Iketeru Futari...
3) HOW do you still have your teaching license? (Not an insult, just
wondering...)
4) Am I the ONLY guy that wants to see David Spade driven into the
ground???
5) How does the DearS suit work anyway?
That's all for now. And don't worry, I'll convince "ZeroVirus" (pshh...
poser) to get his own e-mail, so he and MK&MF cause you less confusion.
I'll see ya later.
Future Successor of the Hokage,
Uzumaki Naruto
What a surprise it is to see such a popular hero e-mailing a relative nobody like me! And remember, there's never shame in asking people for help!
Answer 1: I've heard that this problem has went away in recent times, due to his apparent changing of his attitude, but for those who deal with people like his old form, it's a little difficult to deal with these sorts of people.
Since he doesn't seem to be affected by much, about your only defense is to put as much distance between you and such a person as you can conceivably allow. You're right; violence tends to lead to more problems than it solves, but verbally attacking a person pretty much
marks you for future trouble, too.
Answer 2: Saji's an idiot. I've met him. There's just no explanation for the things he does or the way he is. He's just a fool. You have to wonder how Yuki feels about it...
Answer 3: Good question; I'm not even sure how I've managed to shake the reputation of... um, THAT... I can only hope that it remains as obscure as I've heard, or else I may be in trouble, though.
Answer 4: Probably not, mostly because of the fact that so many people exist, it's unlikely that you alone have the belief you have.
Answer 5: Hmm... I'm not too sure. It's really every bit as hard to explain as why DearS are also capable of healing minor to somewhat serious injuries, or how they're able to control gravity to an extent (or why the DearS outfit is meant to more like a fetish outfit than actual clothing, but THAT'S probably a story best left
unread...), but I imagine that it serves SOME purpose in the DearS community... However, the DearS ARE a highly advanced race, capable of doing many things that humans cannot, such a fact can't be disputed. It may be possible that they are some sort of hybrid of a humanoid body and a data storage system (such is how they learn things
far more quickly than most races). If I had to guess, I'd imagine that that outfit is simply a part of that data, that can be brought out whenever necessary, by manipulating the particles around them to keep up the appearance of that outfit (via some sort of 'scientific magic', if you'd like to call it that), which might explain how Ren and others
are able to keep typical outfits on underneath that outfit- they temporarily replace the data of the typical clothes with the DearS outfit. I think I even confused MYSELF with my theory, but it's the best I can do... Nobody knows for sure except the DearS...
I hope I got everything- good luck with your succession!
Teacher, teacher...
HI!
My name's (omitted, just to be safe. -Rei).... and I was just spending my time one the net when I found your page...
... I checked the series that you've got to see there.. and I finally like two of them :
the first one It was for sure about some teacher.. Mitsuka Yoshimine ,,, or,,, well... i guess.. but with two reasons to be into her class lol.., the other one I guess it's milk junkie or something like Bakunyuu Oyako...
So I want to know if they're movies or h-games.. because I use to collect them.. for example.. my favourite one it's Bible black... and the Viper games are funny and cool too lol
Ups sorry.. ! i forgot to tell you that I speak spanish,,, because I 'm from Chile,, do you have any idea where it is?? okay never mind.. See ya!
About your curiosity, yes, I could tell you exactly where Chile is on a map. I don't have one right with me, though, so I couldn't show you directly (it's a country in South America along a great deal of its Southern West Coast).
I'm sure that isn't the question you NEEDED answered, though, so here you go...
DearS is an anime and manga series. Mitsuka is a supporting character in it, and its anime has been licensed. Also, its manga has been released in English, as well, at least the first two volumes right now. There's also a Playstation 2 game based on the series,
but it's only been released in Japan (I haven't played it yet...).
"Bakunyuu Oyako" (Milk Junkie) and "Milk Junkies" (Milk Junkie 2) are BOTH H-anime and H-games, with both animes being based on their respective games. Because of the weird name changes that have taken place in this series, I'll try to clear some things up.
"Milk Junkie" is the first H-game in the series.
"Bakunyuu Oyako" is the H-anime that is based upon it. (It's a rather poorly-made anime, though.)
"Milk Junkie 2" is the second H-game in the series.
"Milk Junkies" is the H-anime that is based upon IT. (It's a far more well-made anime and a nice watch for a big-breast fan.)
I hope that helps you. Goodbye for now!
A video game whiz asks a little... about video game whizzing?
HEY HEY HEY, REI!
Excuse the bad Fat Albert impression. Anyways, I'm sure you got my buddy's
e-mail. I'll be using this email whenever I have questions (I don't trust
online e-mail sites enough to make my own address...). My questions are as
follows...
1) I play Metal Gear Solid games. A LOT. My question is, why does every
game have a scientist with a bladder problem??? Otacon, Emma, Sokolov...
This is... yuck. Just... yuck.
2) What is the deal with Keisuke Saji's hair? Even I don't have THAT bad of
a hair day!
3) How the heck can Excel Excel talk so freaking fast?!
4) How does Rusyuna Tendou (from Grenadier) do that whole breast reloading
thing with her revolver? You know, where she shakes her breasts a little
and ammo flies out of her cleavage, then she catches each bullet in the
individual chambers?
5) Have you or the Yuka Takeuchi Fan ever heard of penny-arcade.com, home
of the world famous gamer comic?
6) Who in their right mind would create a monstrosity like canned Spam?
What's more, who would be dumb enough to agree to be in a commercial for
it?!
7) I can't believe not ONE person has asked this yet... What would YOU do
for a Klondike bar?
And with these questions asked, I take my leave...
Taking life one day at a time,
ZeroVirus
P.S.: The offer for help with answering questions still stands!
Ah, it's you again, hm? Here I go, then!
Answer 1: For Otacon and Emma, remember that they're related. It could be a long-running family medical issue. I don't have the means to pull up their medical records, or that of people farther down their lineage, but it's possible! As for Sokolov, honestly, if you were in the same situation he was in at the time, you'd have peed yourself as well.
I would have!
Answer 2: Um... You see, there was once this hairspray being tested, and a few bottles were accidentally released to the public before the testing period ended... Let's just say that there's a very good reason it's not for sale anymore. It, um, sort of glues your hair into an exceptionally pointy position. And it sticks. ...pretty much eternally.
Answer 3: I'll put it to you this way, there was once a speed dealer near Fukuoka, and now he's retired to a mansion in the hills of Hokkaido.
Answer 4: Now, if we all knew how to do that, then how would Rushuna's technique be special anymore? It beats me as to the EXACT methods she uses (You'd think that the all the bullets she must carry in that shirt would constantly clink together!), but I imagine that she has them in a bit of a
'snail magazine' formation around her breasts, which would keep a few bullets ready to launch in the bottom at all times. As she needs bullets, she bounces upward, moving her breasts outward, freeing bullets. The fact that she can actually CATCH THEM, in her gun, with no sign of jamming, is most likely just ungodly accuracy and timing...
Answer 5: Mr. Y.T.F. has heard of it, but he doesn't frequent it at all. This is the first time I've ever heard of it, so I'll go and take a look at it sometime.
Answer 6: Well, you know as well as I do that some people will buy anything... I imagine that its makers were playing the odds on that one... And also, if you pay enough money, you can get people to advertise anything, too. Mr. Y.T.F. says that he would be a spokesman for 4chan if the price was right; from what I hear, that's some joke I'm not really getting...
Answer 7: You can bet I wouldn't humiliate myself like some people do! I'd pay 150 yen at the maximum, but that's as far as I'M going! I'm not a fool!
Hope that helps you out! If I have any questions of my own, I'll post them up.
"I got powers!"
As far as helping Y.T.F about his fear of flight, I can give a little
insight about why that other quistionaire believes breasts expand during
flight. It's the air pressure. Now, if our bodies wouldn't explode from
decompression in space, and our bodies could stretch that much, proportions
such as Mii from Jungle De Ikou would be possible. The higher in the
atmosphere, the less air pressure so the more the body expands. However
since you'd usually be in an airplane, the pressure is kept constant as
possible to keep people from dieing/passing out. So yes, you'd only see
very very slight expansion.
As far as my Questions, here we go.
1. Miss Rei, if you could cross over to another Anime to meet a favorite
hero, without possibility of making a paradox, which Anime would you go
into and who would you meet?
2. If you were given a single super power, which super power would it be?
(Personally for me? It would have to be Technokenisis.)
3. If the above was something concerning the ability to take away backpain,
what would a second super power be?
A fan,
Tiy (It's a callsign, no worries!)
Boy, a lot of people sure were interested in that expansion question; can't imagine why (tee-hee). Anyway...
Answer 1: I've always sort of admired Yomiko Readman. She's a simple little person that's intelligent and likes books, sort of like me, except she's got a really cool power she can use through them (well, a component of them, anyway). I bet she'd be fun to watch in action!
Answer 2: Copied from April 2005's edition- "Also, I know you didn't ask this, but if I could have only one superhuman ability that did NOT require me to fight crime and the like, I've always wanted to be able to fly. I think it would be nice to be able to see the world, for free, at any time I like, and without the fears that can follow me based on the transportation that I'd have to take otherwise. I bet that it could do wonders for keeping me in peaceful places, too, be it in the air or on the ground..."
Answer 3: Since I admit that I sort of copped out with question 2, I'll pick a second one. I think that it might be nice, and would make me feel safe, to be able to generate forcefields. Not only around myself, but around anything that I thought could use it. It seems like something that could help people out a bit...
I'm going to think about those questions about superpowers for a while... Maybe I could get an idea for something to write about in my spare time... I'll see you later!
Love and fisticuffs.
Dear Miss Rei,
I'm a BIG BIG fan of Mr. YTF's website, and a first-tine
writer. I think you're section is one of my favorite parts.
I do have a few questions I'd like your opinion on. In the
spirit of being different, I'm not going to number them but
letter them.
A. Paper or Plastic?
B. Let's say that you get in a fight, would you ever use your big
beautiful boobs to your advantage? Why or Why not?
C. If not you, then who's most likely to? (If so, how would you use them?)
D. Mr. YTF can fill you in on this, but who's win in a fist fight, Kirika
or Mizuki?
E. Who gets more chicks in a rock group, the drummer or the bassist?
F. Is "The Incredibles" any good?
G. The debt over who has the biggest boobs in the gallery rages, but who
has the biggest butt?
Any answers to these questions would be most helpful in furthering my
knowledge. Thanks Miss Rei, stay big and beautiful!!!
your luving fan,
buttstastic
Okay, let's try to further your knowledge, then! And to keep with YOUR new difference...
Answer A: Plastic's more resistant to water and is harder to damage, so I think plastic is better.
Answer B: I couldn't possibly do that! First, as I may have once said, I hate fighting. Second, breasts are sensitive, you know! If I didn't use them PERFECTLY, I'd just end up hurting them really badly, perhaps even causing serious damage to what's inside!
Answer C: Oh brother, Kirika, without a doubt in my mind.
Answer D: I'd prefer to answer this myself; I like questions like these. Now, I'm not sure that either could really beat the other. I think that Mizuki's more accomplished in terms of technique, but I also have no knowledge as to how Kirika fights. What I DO know involves
a story that I was able to confirm once- Kirika once, while barefisted, put a gigantic hole in a concrete wall! That said, I doubt that Kirika's a pushover in strength. What's more, I imagine that Kirika's body would help her defend against attack- it's awfully hard to get in close to
an enemy with THAT chest sticking out, and from what I hear, Kirika's fast enough to not easily allow an attack to her side or back. I don't believe that with her actual fighting technique, that Mizuki's a bad defender, too. I don't really think that Kirika would take the fight seriously
unless either she were pissed or losing. All things considered, I think that this one is basically an utter stalemate.
Answer E: Hm... Not that I've had personal experience (or a whole lot of knowledge about it), but since guitar players seem to be the most sought-after of musicians, I'd think it would be the bassists.
Answer F: Mr. Y.T.F. certainly seems to think so; I haven't had the opportunity to see it yet but I imagine he's right- it sounds good to me, and I do intend on seeing it.
Answer G: It's hard to say. A lot of the people I know seem to think that it might be Mizuki, but there's a few others that believe that it may be Miss Komon. The problem is, Miss Komon refuses to let us look and see (Okay, so I can't blame her for that).
Does that help you out? I hope it does; see you later.
Video games and sex don't normally go together, you know!
Do you remeber Who,when, a where You had sex for the
first time. Also,Have you ever played Star Ocean:The
Second Story?
Um...
Answer 1: That's an awfully personal question, you know... I won't tell you who it was with, but I was 17, and it was at the boy's house. His parents weren't around, I'd seen to that...
Answer 2: Yes, I've played it before. It's pretty good, although I hate the fact that you can inadvertently make a certain boss ridiculously hard, with the game giving you NO warning as to such a thing.
It's... kind of imposing to ask somebody about their sexual experiences, you know... I'm just saying...
Please let me hear more of your advice, Miss Rei.
Thank you Rei! Now lead me back to the Yuka Takeuchi Fan!