The Yuka Takeuchi Fan Hands Over The Reins For A Bit- Ask Rei Anything

Ask Rei Anything
This is Rei. If the icon hadn't provided earlier indication back on the main page.

June 5, 2004- Oh my... There's quite a few today...

Sometimes it's hard to enjoy the company of a cel-based person...
Hi Rei, I got a problem. Somehow I fell head over heels in love with Yuri from "Dirty Pair Flash". I'd give anything just to talk to her... And what do I tell my friends at school? They're on to me and I NEED HELP!

And I also wanna know why Keitaro gets his ass kicked all the time in Love Hina. Do they do it just for fun?... Or is Tama-chan behind it.I have reason to believe that turtle is more sinister than it looks... Hmmm... Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

And a note to all Love Hina fans who read the manga: Look for Tama-Chan when Keitaro gets the stuffing beat out of him. nine out of ten times that turtle is there. Makes you think, huh?

Fan of you, Rei, and Mr. Y.T.F
Anonymous

You sound much like Mr. Y.T.F. with your problem. Well... I'll see if I can find her; if I do, I'll see if I can help you get your wish. As far as everyone catching on to this, you need to be discreet- don't let anybody see you looking at her pictures (as tempting as it may be), and be sure that your major ogling is done within the privacy of your own home.
For the Love Hina question, yes, those girls ARE quite jumpy and quick to injure... Having heard about the sheer number of times it's happened, I almost CAN'T think of it being for any other reason than fun. No person is capable of so many screw-ups (on purpose or not) to warrant such pain and suffering. Naru and Motoko scare even ME... But, your point about Tama-chan being there during most of the beatings is strange. Perhaps it could just be that it enjoys watching pain, but then, the possibility of a psychic link between it and the the girls' violent outbursts can't be ruled out... I've certainly heard of stranger things happening...

Like I said, I will do my best to help you meet Miss Yuri, so don't give up hope!

Another fun thing the Internet gives us for free.
Once again I question you.

Well, this is the second e-mail I've sent (I asked about the anime and video games last time). It did'nt even occur to me to inquire about web comics! I read web comics frequetly so I figured I'd ask if either you or Mr. YTF do. 'Real Life' and 'Dominic Deegan' are some good ones.

Your beauty still makes me pause,
(withheld)

I'm glad I still look good to you! As far as webcomics go, however, neither of us regularly view many... Mr. Y.T.F.'s favorite is probably 'River City High' or 'Slackers', though- despite their sporadic updates. I will try to check up on the two you mentioned, though. Thank you for your question and information!

Ask the friend of a friend.
Hey Rei, this is YTF's best friend (withheld)...
Heres a batch o' questions for you...
1. Do you enjoy the music of H.I.M.?
2. Arn't you sick of Jackass ripoffs?
3. If Xenosaga Part 5 comes out in 2008, do you think it will live up to the original (Xenogears, Ps1), or bomb a horrible death (or surpass the original even)
4. If a subpartical accelerator somehow fell into the hands of Fidel Castro, allowing him to create a ultrapowerful atom smashing device capable of destroying the world...how many woodchucks does it take to screw in a lightbulb!?
5.Are you dating YTF? C'mon, I know hes hiding something from me...
6. You opinion on Homosexuality? as well as YTF...
7.Spank me, Spank me please
Thanks, (withheld)

Seven questions... To think this isn't the biggest questionnaire yet. Still, here I go!
-Answer 1: I... don't know. I've never heard them. My only knowledge of them involves the fact that they seem to have some sort of link to a man named 'Bam Margera'.
-Answer 2: For the most part, yes. Many are clearly rip-offs, and not the kind that are so good that you simply don't care.
-Answer 3: I couldn't tell you with 100% certainty yet. Because it's still four years off, there is so much that could be changed, and be it for the better or worse, I couldn't say. Xenogears' story circa PS1 was quite good, and I'm sure that some of the problems posed in the gameplay (mostly rooted in the major problems with how the story and playtime went haywire in the second disc) will be fixed, as well. Personally, I think that it will surpass the original. However, the question of 'by how much' is too open-ended for me to give a direct answer to. I do think that it should be worth the fifty U.S. dollars it will take to pay for it, though.
-Answer 4: If they're highly trained, two, possibly even one if its beak was highly developed enough. Untrained, I would think that it would take roughly five or six woodchucks.
-Answer 5: No, I'm not. We live far too great of a distance apart. It's too bad; he seems nice enough, and he's the only person alive who will actually stand up for me after that horrid fiasco that was my foray into hentai...
-Answer 6: I don't have any problems with it. However, REGARDLESS of a certain meet-up with a certain person I had during a certain time of my life that I don't care to discuss any more than I'll have to, I'm not homosexual and I prefer it that way, the stimgas to it being what they are. Mr. Y.T.F. is exactly as I am, except I'm sure that if any boy were to come onto him, he'd first vehemently refuse the offer, and all times afterwards throw punches. We are also both amazed at how it's been around for so many years, yet only in the past TEN has anybody cared...
-Answer 7: Aaargh! No!

Even a hero has his questions sometimes.
Well, well it seems i´ve been out for some time but I´m back now (Sephiroth´s Ass.....Kicked). Well what I really wanted was to ask that really beautiful lady there (that´s you) something.
You know I´ve been between a lot in FFVII and even more important, between Aeris butt and Tifa´s breasts. But that´s about it, well miss Rei what I was wondering about was .......
1)who do you think I must stay with at the end with, from the girls mentioned above?
2)if you were to choose from sephiroth, vincent and me to have sex with, who would you choose?
3)could you tell mr.YTF if he could get some new girl galleries from series like divergence eve, maburaho, ikkitousen or g-on riders?
4)got milk?

Well that´s all for it now, so hope you´l answer soon and so say my farawells. (swings my BIG weapon((MY SWORD!!))and that classic cloud-has-won-music starts to play on the background)

I´m Cloud Strife for the slow ones.

Good job. I think I saw you do it not long ago. Nice job with the final Omnislash, if I may say. Nevertheless...

-Answer 1: Well, if I'm safe in assuming that it IS possible for you to continue to see Aeris, I have a question for YOU- which way do you prefer things? If you enjoy Aeris's butt more, and find her to be better at what she does, I'd say to go ahead and keep with that. The same can go for Tifa and her breasts (assuming you don't fall prey to the 'girl friends can't be girlfriends' syndrome). However, from fanboy reaction alone, you MIGHT want to go with Aeris.
-Answer 2: Sephiroth's a bit on the loony side for me (I'd prefer to avoid being run through with a sword, if that's fine...), and Vincent would probably be a bit slow to move around (being basically undead, if I remember), I'd pick you. That is to say, if you weren't busy with your, shall I say, 'other female friends'.
-Answer 3: He's mentioned that it's possible, but most of those series are going to be difficult to find (minus possibly Divergence Eve... and only its sequel series). You see, as most of the series you have mentioned have been licensed on American shores, it's very, very hard to find fansubbed movies afterwards. What's worse, as useful as it could be for the site, Mr. Y.T.F. doesn't own a DVD drive in any form yet. HOWEVER! He has made mention of wanting to get one for such purposes... The only question left is 'when'.
-Answer 4: I bought some just yesterday, yes.

It's nice being able to ask a girl these kinds of questions sometimes- one who won't get mad.
Hey Rei How is it going?
How do you look with a small bikini?
How big are your breasts?
Did you ever get an implant?
Do you and other girls enjoy having big boobs?
Do you like it when your breasts are grabbed?
Can I grab your Breasts?

You're starting to become a familiar face around here- but there's nothing wrong with that! Here I go!

-Answer 1: I suppose I wouldn't look too bad. I don't think I've ever tried on a very small bikini, mostly because those stupid 'thong' things seem like a standard accessory now, and I HATE those!
-Answer 2: Well... I don't really want to tell you my EXACT measurements, but I really am a G-cup.
-Answer 3: No- I have never felt a need to get any. Mine are plenty big enough, as I've said.
-Answer 4: Well, some do and some don't. For example, I personally don't mind. However, a person like Yuki Umemiya isn't so sure about it, as they hurt her back and get in her way all the time, as she says. It all depends on the person, really, although if it's someone with such insanely massive breasts, like Kirika Misono or Chiharu Shinonome, I think it's safe to assume that they don't care.
-Answer 5: I don't mind it too much. It feels nice to me (don't try it on anybody else without asking, though, many get mad).
-Answer 6: I suppose you could. You'd have to come and see me, of course.

Quite the doozy today...
Hey, Rei,
It's me, MMXF (MegaMan X Fan) again.

If a mime falls, and no one cares, is he hurt?
What's Akio of the Mansion's web address?
Has YTF heard of Mega Man???
Isn't "This Just In" a funny show?
Are auctioneers high or just pumped full of sugar?
Has YTF played Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball?

(This was soon followed up with...)
It's me, the MN&MF (Now MK&MF, because Kirika is just better than Natsune) again. Thanks for responding to my previous e-mail. (Note: This previous e-mail contained a question that was of a personal nature, and as such, I have decided to not post either response I gave here.)
More Q's:

Could I get Mizuki and Kirika's current locations from you?
If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?
What is the air velocity of an unladen swallow?
Why does it hurt so much when a girl you like doesn't return the feeling?
Why is YTF OBSESSED with Yuka? (Not saying he shouldn't, I'm just asking.)
Are you a nice person?

Thanks for your time. Now I've got to return to my video games. Let Mizuki, Mifuyu and Kirika know I said hi.
Sincerely,
The Mizuki, Kirika & Mifuyu Fan
PS: This e-mail is less urgent than the last one, but try and get YTF to update soon.

My... Oh... My... Fourteen questions (even though I'll only respond to twelve on this site to avoid trouble for you)... Here goes!

(e-mail 1)
-Answer 1: In a technical sense, yes. Sure, no one really cares that a leg may be broken, but rest assured- it's quite broken!
-Answer 2: Hmm... Well, some of the site's content (albeit not Akio's) is a bit risque, so I'll post a link in the 4chan style... hxxp://www.expandemonium.net/fram/main.html .
-Answer 3: He sure has; he's played a few games in the series. I believe he's played MMX up to game four, and he seems to enjoy the Battle Network series as well.
-Answer 4: Um... Don't know! Sorry... I've never seen it!
-Answer 5: You'd think that they were on something illegal to be able to speak that fast, but here I must refer you to one 'Excel Excel'... That in mind, it's highly possible that somehow, some way, that's how they can NATURALLY talk.
-Answer 6: No... He doesn't own the necessary system; too bad, as it seems that the game would be right up his alley.
(e-mail 2)
-Answer 7: Mizuki is going to be extremely hard to reach. She's always in space-based locales that I don't believe anyone has pinned down yet. Kirika should be much easier. She should still be at Zasshono Academy.
-Answer 8: Quite a few people believe so.
-Answer 9: If it's European, about 20 mph. There's too many African swallow types for me to really be able to tell...
-Answer 10: It's... kind of difficult to put it into words. It seems almost like you have a part of your heart now made specifically for that woman... And when she doesn't want to take her place inside it, your heart feels very empty and lonely, and it's not easy to get back for yourself, rather than her... You wanted her so much to be in it, but she doesn't want to be. I'm sorry if this seems so, shall I say, gooey or sappy, but that seems like the best way I could describe it. That's how I think it feels.
-Answer 11: I'm not sure why. By all rights, he should be obsessed with ELENA- She was the first girl in that review he saw that caught his eye (Do you remember how big of a bunny-suit fetishist Mr. Y.T.F. is?)... Even today, he seems to be casting his eyes toward other girls. I'm tempted to say that had he never heard of Variable Geo, yet every other anime character he liked was around at the time, you might well be reading 'The Kirika Misono Fan's Severe Waste of Time', or 'The Komon Fan's Severe Waste of Time' now. Still, I could see why he would make Yuka the focus. Perhaps not QUITE so much the personality (although he finds nothing WRONG with it, he prefers women like Miss Komon...) as it would be her body... Yes, Mr. Y.T.F. can be a bit shallow sometimes...
-Answer 12: I don't like to say things like that about myself, but based on what others seem to think of me, people say I'm nice... A lot of people are quite friendly to me, and I do my best to help them. I'd think that if people can trust me enough with their problems (some very real and personal) to tell them to me without any fear of being laughed at or mocked, they must consider me to be a nice person.

Must everybody remind me...?
Hi there.
I wanted to ask, if it gives more than one part of "G-Cup Teacher Rei" and when yes, were I can find them?

"Live long and prosper!"

Yes, there's three parts, actually. This may sound odd, but I notice that the third was apparently done by a different artist than the first two. However, it will not be easy to find ANY of it (which I personally am glad for...). However, since you do seem to want to find it, I'll help you. Mr. Y.T.F. downloaded the first two episodes off of a program called 'WinMX'. To do so, he searched for videos with the keywords 'teacher rei'. It took him FOREVER to get the first two parts, and between you and me, I hear he's hoping that someone will find a way to give him the third, as he's growing sick of trying to download it with a 56k (rightfully so; he says that barely anybody has the file and a 56k modem is AWFUL for WinMX). Off of WinMX, all I can tell you is to search whatever file-sharing programs you can use... There is supposedly NOTHING online, otherwise, even if you have hentai site passwords...

Good luck; it won't be easy. I hope you find what you're looking for!

Lost in translation- Hard to say about a show based upon brutal, accidental self-injury.
You sure know a lot about Takeshi's castle, Rei. What's this End Game you mentioned earlier? And why don't we see it on our dumbed-down Americanized version? Furthermore, what happened to Major Babe from the new season premiere that aired a few weeks ago? Somebody's got to find her and get her on every show. She'd certainly do a lot more for the, ahem.. content.. of the show than Stripperella plugs and rapping wrestler commercials. Sure, it would be tough to part with Captain Tenneal to have her, but I'd gladly give up Guy, Jimmy Junk, AND Kenny's two remaining brain cells to get her back. Do you think that trade could work? - JG

Okay- the Endgame is like this. First, everyone remaining must jump into one of five holes. If they pick one of the three that DOESN'T have one of Takeshi (Kenny)'s henchmen below, they get to move on to the final round. There are never many who make it this far, but those who remain hop into Go-carts and are supposed to shoot lasers at targets on Takeshi and his "guards"' Go-carts. If Takeshi's cart is hit, the shooter wins, and gets a cash prize. However- if there's ever a revival and you think you can brave enough injury to succeed- there have been only three successes.
Now, that said, why isn't that event shown on Most Extreme Elimination Challenge? Take a look at the formats of each show. 'Takeshi's Castle' is shown in its original format, that is to say, the free-for-all it truthfully is (there's supposed to only be one 'winner'). On MXC, it's spliced around and commented on as if it were a two-team effort. This would not translate well into MXC. Also, the processes behind the event would make little sense. Because the show is chopped-up a bit (and I can see why it'd have to be), you might find yourself wondering where some people went and where others came from... Plus, the endgame wouldn't work as anything less than an endgame, I say!
Major Babe; I saw that episode. (Seeing as Takeshi's Castle is over and done with in Japan, I'd love to see a new American version!) Well, the unfortunate truth of it is, right now, there haven't been enough American-based episodes to give her more of a chance. Don't count the possibility of it out, though, I'll bet that someday more episodes will feature her. I think the trade is already taking place, too, I just heard that Kenny's down to one brain cell, which now must be used for both breathing and leching- if he seems somewhat out of breath lately, that's part of the reason why.

Sometimes you just can't find your true love. I try to help...
Do you know where i can find any of the anime shown on the web site that i can download? I need to know.
thanks

Okay. Let me see what I can do.

Variable Geo: Cannot be easily downloaded anymore. However, it's extremely cheap.
Iketeru Futari: There's two links on the site; but the top link is unreliable and the AnimeSuki link requires an .ogm-playing codec.
Pachinko Sexy Reaction: You'll have to ask Mr. Y.T.F. for the site.
Amazing Nurse Nanako: Cannot be easily downloaded anymore. (The box set is cheap, though.)
Soreyuke Marin-chan: Cannot be easily downloaded unless you have passwords to adult anime sites.
Eiken: Cannot be easily downloaded anymore. (However, Mr. Y.T.F. is doing his best to get this changed by those in charge of the torrents, and ep. 2 is about to come out raw...)
Battle Team Lakers EX (games): Beats me...
Usagi-chan de Cue!!: The first two episodes are on AnimeSuki.
Gravion (Zwei): Cannot be easily downloaded anymore. (Zwei, however, is on AnimeSuki, I think)

Bear in mind, there's always file-sharing if you'd like to try that.

I hope you find what you're looking for!

I do my best to tackle a serious question.
hi miss
I just want to ask you about something.
I work in itaily movies with my father and I am itaily so I have this job for a long time .
but this time there is a fammus man in itaily they all love him.
if I work with him in a move I think the movie will be bad .so I think I cant do it. I am 17 years old
what you think ?
ohh anyway how do you love ?
and wich is you worst enemy ?

It seems like you have quite an impressive opportunity. Now, I do NOT like giving simple 'yes' or 'no' answers to questions like these. If I were to do that, and it ended up causing you grief, I would feel nothing short of awful. Instead, think about your options and feelings. First of all, how do you feel about working in this movie? Would you be working with something important that you feel you might accidentally mess up? Do you feel that you would be so flustered by this famous man's appearance that you would possibly become careless and accidentally harm something? If you are scared by either of those two things, I would think about trying to get out of the movie. However, if you want to do this, you must try to forget that this famous man is even in the movie. I know it will not be easy, but I believe that you would be much less nervous if you could do this. If you are not nervous, you will be able to do your job as you always have, without fear of causing trouble- which I believe you will not do, as you seem hard-working and competent at your job, seeing as you have worked in it for a long time. I will say it again, as it is very important to your success should you decide to work on the movie- forget that the famous man is in the movie, and think of him as if he is simply another actor. However, remember that I do not BELIEVE that anybody is forcing you to work on this movie. If you feel that you would become a burden, go to your supervisor, and calmly and politely explain why you feel that you would be a burden, and try to get him to understand that you do not feel like you will be able to do your job. I hope that I have helped you think about your situation, and I hope that you will be able to come to what you feel is the best decision.

Okay- now I'll answer your other questions.
I'm not really in love with anybody. I had a short romance with a younger boy named 'Megane-kun', but currently, there isn't a significant other in my life.
I don't have any real enemies, so the question of my worst enemy is a hard one to answer...

Wow, I didn't give much of an answer to those other questions... I hope I helped you out, regardless!

Please let me hear more of your advice, Miss Rei.

Thank you Rei! Now lead me back to the Yuka Takeuchi Fan!