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Posted on 12/04/2002 at 05:26:09AM Quote


Tell a bizarre story using five words per post.

Rules:

1. You can use a maximum of five words, but less is fine. Example: "John killed a farmer" is correct.
2. You cannot end a sentence in the middle of your post. Example: "yesterday. Then he was imprisoned" is cheating. If you end a sentence, you need to end the post.
3. I don't remember whether this board allows consecutive posts, but if it does, no consecutive posts.

Besides that, anything goes. That means hyphenated words are perfectly acceptable, and you can even use made-up words so long as they're not used for overextending the five word limit. Example: "'Youareanidiot,' John saidashe enteredhiscar anddrovehome" is just cheating.

I'll start.
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"It's too late," exclaimed a
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Edited by Hyena on 12/04/2002 at 12:26:19AM
Edited by Hyena on 12/04/2002 at 12:29:33AM
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hardboiled detective, named Jackson Five, as
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Marco Fish kept eating salad
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Posted on 12/04/2002 at 04:11:02PM Quote


despite clinical health warnings by

(2 posts and already someone's broken the rules)
/me glares at Mark Vega.
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Posted on 12/04/2002 at 08:32:26PM Quote
the Yakuza and Hitler's only
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fan, the cute chibi Goering!

(whoops, for some reason I saw Jackson Five as one name.....who doesn't?!)
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"The aliens from the planet
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Sarcophagus have arrived in Montreal!"
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Knowing he had to act
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quickly, Van Strummer whipped out
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his huge gun, called Justice
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Always Wins Never Forget It.
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Posted on 12/06/2002 at 06:35:06AM Quote
Van never could have imagined
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Posted on 12/06/2002 at 04:28:12PM Quote
his partner, Deacon Hayes, as
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a crossdressing freak, but then
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Posted on 12/06/2002 at 10:54:50PM Quote
Kiwibonga
again, who isn't a

(isn't... Contraction of is and not... Is it two words, or does that ' thingy make them one? Nevertheless, I'm under the 5 word limit...)
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Posted on 12/07/2002 at 03:07:50AM Quote
flaming homosexual about that subject?
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Only time will tell if

(isn't = one word)
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Van gets the girl and
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wins the Stanley Cup for
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Most Cocks Sucked During a
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Soccer Match, which he really
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didn't do, but pretended, so
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sit back, relax, and enjoy!
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Guatamalan Penis Desease had spread
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Posted on 12/08/2002 at 08:18:27PM Quote
Because now, the real story


EDIT: Dammit, a cockblock by hyena... lucky for me it still makes sense... kinda...
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Edited by Suppo on 12/08/2002 at 03:20:36PM
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is of a woman named
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Woman, who in secret is
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strummer's crossdressing partner once he
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castrated himself in Taiwan last
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