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Man With A Stick



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Posted on 05/02/2004 at 06:11:25AM Quote

Well shit, I don't have anything to say. Hi. I might know you. You might know me. Who cares? No one!

Here's Abe Lincoln. [|=o>
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Posted on 05/02/2004 at 07:49:04AM Quote

Did you know Lincoln was Jewish?
Yep...he was shot in the temple.

Anyway...hello, relatively new person.

EDIT: Yup...
Also, credit goes to Dean Martin for the Lincoln joke.
EDIT 2: GRR CAPITALIZATION
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Edited by Doc Funky on 05/02/2004 at 03:52:05AM
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Man With A Stick



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Posted on 05/02/2004 at 08:07:32AM Quote

In Soviet Russia, Lincoln shoots YOU.

The joke will never die, unlike the late president. [|=o> (that's why he's sideways)

Cheesy puns get a lot of abuse, but I like them.

EDIT: Oh, and for all intents and purposes, I am new. I mean, six posts? In January 2003? I didn't think I was even registered here, until I tried to register and it said my name was taken. Luckily Kiwi was there to reset my password for me.
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Edited by Zem on 05/02/2004 at 04:09:34AM
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Posted on 05/02/2004 at 05:45:50PM Quote







Hello User ID #23. Welcome.. back? You registered even before me. I admit defeat.
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The President of the Country



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Posted on 05/02/2004 at 11:52:54PM Quote



Hello, newcomer. Welcome to die. Stay awhile, stay forever. CT is charge time, move is your moving ability, and an army of Gaybos is out to destroy your dick.

Any that I forgot?
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Edited by Hyena on 05/02/2004 at 07:53:20PM
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Posted on 05/03/2004 at 12:28:06AM Quote

BEWARE OF THE LOST PEOPLE.

And welcome to the forums. May your stay be as long as this Pannido.
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Posted on 05/03/2004 at 05:30:52AM Quote

So... Zem... welcome. ive got no greetings. so ill just say this:
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Posted on 05/03/2004 at 07:23:17AM Quote

Gibberish commencing...

You, persistant guy. Be dead down here.

And eh welcome, AGAIN. Cool frame thingy.
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Posted on 05/03/2004 at 08:18:04AM Quote

Here's my two cents opinion

I guess Hello would be appropriate right now.. and maybe welcome too, but I'm not appropriate.
Remember this: "Only the persistent survive!"
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Man With A Stick



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Posted on 05/04/2004 at 04:39:35AM Quote




Wow, everyone who's still active here has a low user number (except angel of doom, ha)... first here, last to leave. There's probably a lesson or poetic justice or something in that, but I don't care.
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The President of Spainmark



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Posted on 05/04/2004 at 04:42:01AM Quote

It just means people with a high user number suck. Except Angel of Doom.
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The President of the Country



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Posted on 05/04/2004 at 05:54:27AM Quote



Nice save, Kiwi.
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