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| Posted on 02/24/2004 at 09:14:02PM |
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Take a line from any Star Wars movie and change one word to "pants".
1. You can't use pants more than once in a line.
You can't change only part of the word (You can't change "battlecruiser" into "battlepants" for instance.)
Star Wars has an unbelievable number of lines that work this way. I tried to play this game with other movies and the closest I could get was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles which only has three.
(If you're curious, the three are: "Pants, vanish," "Never lower your pants to an enemy," and "Death comes for us all, Saki, but it will be much worse for you because when you die it will be . . . without pants.")
Anyone who has seen the original Star Wars trilogy ten times over will have no problem with this. There are a few in Episode I and II but I haven't had as much success, although admittedly I haven't seen them as much as the originals.
Okay, begin.
Side note: A friend of mine tries to use pants as a verb when he plays this. Eg: "If you will not be turned, you will be pantsed." It doesn't work. Also, he broke rule #2.
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| Posted on 02/24/2004 at 10:50:55PM |
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I'm not very knowledable about Star Wars, but theres the very obvious one: "Luke, I am your pants." Crappy, I know.
Or slightly better: "There is no try, just pants."
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| Posted on 02/25/2004 at 03:48:51AM |
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Sorry, neither of those really work.
Here's one that does: "Chewie and I got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this."
By the way, Darth Vader never actually said "Luke, I am your father."
Just like Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson"
And just so you know, the Yoda line is "Try not. Do or do not. There is no try."
By the way, one of my all-time favourites can't really be used in this game because I stated that you can only replace one word (and death star is two), but here it is:
"That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!"
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