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Posted on 09/15/2003 at 03:37:14AM Quote
Chaos: How it works:
Someone asks a stupid question. Then the next person makes up a stupid answer it and asks a new question. Lather, rinse, repeat.

I shall start.

Who invented hobos?
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Posted on 09/15/2003 at 05:00:35AM Quote
They're just a revolutionary group of homos who wanted a change of name...

Why did you make this thread?
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Posted on 09/15/2003 at 07:14:23AM Quote
Listen up,

Probably for recognition of outstanding wit and humor!

....

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Posted on 09/15/2003 at 08:32:11AM Quote
There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary, and those who get a tan during the night.

What if pygmies were actually 10 feet tall?
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Posted on 09/15/2003 at 01:57:55PM Quote
Chaos: They would have gigantic testicles.


Why does Kiwibonga's hair change colors?
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Posted on 09/15/2003 at 02:27:17PM Quote
There's something in the water.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
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Posted on 09/15/2003 at 05:22:05PM Quote
Here's my two cents opinion

In San Diego.


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Posted on 09/15/2003 at 05:42:15PM Quote
Chaos: Because their ass either is too big or not big enough

What special powers to midgets posess?
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Posted on 09/15/2003 at 09:12:20PM Quote
To fly really high out of the ring without hitting the crowd!

How many kiwis does it take to screw in a lightbulb and light the switch without using a ladder and considering that the room is kiwi-shaped?
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Posted on 09/15/2003 at 09:36:09PM Quote
(2)^.5

why does Richard simmons dance around a block of rancid tofu on an antarctic ice floe?
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Posted on 09/15/2003 at 10:53:32PM Quote
Chaos: Because there was a lack of floating Gorrila dung.

Why would Richard Simmins want to dance around on Gorrila dung in the first place?
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Posted on 09/15/2003 at 11:35:43PM Quote
Because once you pop you just can't stop, of course...

What happens when your usual serving of pasta spills over your plate?
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Posted on 09/16/2003 at 12:52:25AM Quote
Chaos: (youre eating too much! :P)
Chinese monkeys invade your house and steal your toilet paper.

If Mr. Game & Watch is 2d, how does he wear the bunnyhood?

(I've seriously pondered that before, then punched myself for being a nerd)
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Posted on 09/16/2003 at 02:13:41AM Quote

Sweet Giant Lamprey of Sante Fe!

A complex system of pulleys and levers.

Why doesnt the pope hire a wrestler to beat down anyone who opposes him?
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Posted on 09/16/2003 at 02:27:55AM Quote
Because wrestling is fake, duh.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Posted on 09/16/2003 at 03:03:50AM Quote
Chaos: Sell the souls of others to Satan. But not mine of course...


Who is the prime minister of my pants?
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I forget what my name is.



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Posted on 09/16/2003 at 03:13:16AM Quote
I am.

Where are the reinforcements?
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Posted on 09/16/2003 at 03:17:22AM Quote
Boise State University.

Who let the dogs out?
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Nova



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Posted on 09/16/2003 at 03:33:49AM Quote
HIM. Yes, HIM.

Mommy, where do commies come from?
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Posted on 09/16/2003 at 03:36:57AM Quote
Your grocer's freezer.

Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?
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Posted on 09/16/2003 at 07:10:42AM Quote
Listen up,

It had a dire need of athmosphere.

Why do people eat?
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Posted on 09/16/2003 at 10:17:16AM Quote
If we didn't, we wouldn't need toilets, therefore all the plumbers would be running out of business... If we didn't eat, Mario wouldn't exist. DUH.

What's the most dangerous kitchen utensil?
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Posted on 09/16/2003 at 02:23:54PM Quote
Here's my two cents opinion

a woodeen spoon.. think of all the splinters in a single spoon...



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Posted on 09/16/2003 at 02:43:32PM Quote
Every nerd's ultimate goal in life.

What's your favorite Terminator (1, 2, 3) character besides Schwarzenegger himself?
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Posted on 09/16/2003 at 05:13:22PM Quote
Chaos: The gravel on the road.


What time is it?
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Posted on 09/16/2003 at 07:32:44PM Quote
GAME TIME! HUH!

Who is your daddy and what does he do?
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Posted on 09/16/2003 at 10:01:40PM Quote
Chaos: My daddy does the doings that my daddy does do.


What would happen if the Pilsbury Dough Boy got a yeast infection?
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Edited by Chaos on 09/16/2003 at 06:20:18PM
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Posted on 09/17/2003 at 05:15:16AM Quote
Here's my two cents opinion

he'd shit cremwiche cookies


how could anyone think of inventing the guitar?
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Posted on 09/17/2003 at 06:16:26AM Quote
To provide the likes of El Kabong and Jeff Jarrett with weapons.

Whose line is it anyway?
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Posted on 09/17/2003 at 07:29:43AM Quote
Listen up,

Adam Sandler's but he's sick today.

What do I need to do to get some attention around here?
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