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Posted on 08/30/2003 at 12:19:12AM Quote

Chaos: Just figure something out the hard way? Post it here and save the rest of us from making your foolhardy mistake. I shall start..

  • Dont mix orange and fruit punch flavored kool-aid. Ick.

  • Dont put off 120 pages of notes 4 days before they're due...

  • And under no circumstances whatsoever should you play any game with the words "hamtaro" in the title
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  • Edited by Chaos on 08/29/2003 at 08:21:01PM
    Edited by Chaos on 08/29/2003 at 08:22:44PM
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    Posted on 08/30/2003 at 12:22:28AM Quote

  • Do not make eggs in the microwave, even if you have special equipment for it.

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    Posted on 08/30/2003 at 12:25:05AM Quote

    Chaos: I did not know there was special microwave egg-making equipment...

    Oh yeah, theres this tip that kiwi told me about from a website...

  • If your typical serving of pasta spills over the sides of your plate, you eating TOO much


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    Edited by Chaos on 08/29/2003 at 11:01:46PM
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    Posted on 08/30/2003 at 06:44:33AM Quote

    Quoting Chaos:

    I did not know there was special microwave egg-making equipment...


    I think I own this product, actually. It's like "The EggWave" or something...either way, I've never, ever used it.
    Hmm...I don't really have a tip for living, so I guess I'm just an EggWave spammer today...
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    Posted on 08/30/2003 at 07:34:32AM Quote


    yeah, sure, whatever you want to believe.
    anyway,

    No matter what, who, or anything you may think you know, never say it. you will be wrong.

    (hey, chaos, e-mail me those notes)
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    Posted on 08/30/2003 at 03:38:17PM Quote

    Here's my two cents opinion

    don't play the same video game for 15 hours straight... ever.. (never again at least)
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    Posted on 08/30/2003 at 04:08:10PM Quote

    Turn off your phone on saturday morning, *people* might wake you up 4 times in the course of an hour :P
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    Posted on 08/30/2003 at 08:32:09PM Quote

    Chaos: Quoting Suppo:

    don't play the same video game for 15 hours straight... ever.. (never again at least)

    Blasphemy!

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    Posted on 08/30/2003 at 09:14:18PM Quote

    Listen up,

    Do not say hello to EVERYONE you meet.
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    Posted on 08/31/2003 at 04:28:46AM Quote

    Do not copy computer games to a floppy disk. You will make the DP cry.
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    Posted on 08/31/2003 at 04:34:28AM Quote

    Chaos: Dont try to cheat at Animal Crossing. It will just come back to bite you in the ass.
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    Posted on 08/31/2003 at 05:55:02AM Quote

    -Always mod your damn Xbox
    -Stay away from the Army of Gayboes, it'll keep your penis safer
    -Never play Dance Dance Revolution with a guy who can do 10/10 difficulty songs without missing an arrow, it'll make you look like a fucking wiener
    -Play Contra III at least once, otherwise you'll burn in hell
    -Eating something is not the best approach to finding out what it is
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    Chaos: Quoting witeasprinwow:

    Never play Dance Dance Revolution with a guy who can do 10/10 difficulty songs without missing an arrow, it'll make you look like a fucking wiener


    And more importantly, if there are short, techno-driven, spikey-haired asians anywhere in the vicinity, dont bother going near the machine at all.
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    yeah, sure, whatever you want to believe.
    anyway,

    There is a new games in the arcades, called Fist Of The North Star. while really cool and fun, dont play it too many times in one hour without the gloves. it WILL make your knuckles its bitch.
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    Posted on 08/31/2003 at 09:00:06AM Quote

    Chaos: is that that anime boxing one? that game rules. I love it when you punch the guy and his insides explode.
    "You're already dead!" So cheesey that it kicks ass.
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    Posted on 08/31/2003 at 09:28:02AM Quote


    yeah, sure, whatever you want to believe.
    anyway,

    Yeah, thats the one. it kicks so much ass (literally)

    on-topic: I know this sounds like Heresy, but dont stay up to late on summer vacation. while this sounds bad, I have developed Insomnia. I seriously cant sleep before 4 in tha morning, and i get so sleepy at five. The only trouble is, now i get fucking tired at five, and cant stay awake.

    edit: you see, thats exactly what i mean

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    Edited by Angel of Doom on 08/31/2003 at 05:28:50AM
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    Posted on 08/31/2003 at 10:59:12AM Quote

    Chaos:
  • During times of aforementioned insomnia, do not consume 2 liters of Dr.Pepper. It wont help you get to bed any easier.

  • Dr. Mario is not a real doctor, do not let him touch your genitals. (i love that quote)

  • Strongbad indeed is correct when he says "the internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens." Especially at 3 in the morning.

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    Posted on 09/01/2003 at 08:30:22AM Quote

    Listen up,

    - Don't confuse internet forums with REAL people. I learned this the hard way.
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    Posted on 09/08/2003 at 02:02:43AM Quote

    -Dont stare a bright colors for long periods of time with your monitor at 60hz refresh rate. :ralph:
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    Posted on 11/13/2003 at 04:38:19AM Quote

    Here's my two cents opinion

    Don't make stupid promises that involve someone else... like " sure My friend can do that for you..." or " I rpomise that after I kill all those machines that are invading Zion I'll be back" Love won't help you keep your promise and Death just dones't give a fuck.
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    Posted on 11/13/2003 at 04:41:26AM Quote

    Dont revive old threads ;)


    make sure to turn off the light before going to bed, or wake up with bugs in your face
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    Posted on 11/13/2003 at 07:27:00AM Quote

    Chaos: Or just dont let threads die in the first place. ;)

    While it may seem tempting, dont put honey on eggs.
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    Sweet Giant Lamprey of Sante Fe!

    never take three kinds of medicines within twenty minutes of each other.

    trust me, I couldn't think straight for about an hour.
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    Posted on 11/13/2003 at 09:15:35AM Quote

    Listen up,

    Never tell people about your personal 'hobbies'. c_c
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    Posted on 11/13/2003 at 12:14:12PM Quote

    Dont wait till the last second to do homework, you'll be up all night.
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    Posted on 11/13/2003 at 05:00:55PM Quote

    Here's my two cents opinion

    Big topics threads benefit from a special treatment, they can never become old threads. Or at least that's what I was told by Kiwibonga himself...
    anyway, it's too late I guess.
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    Posted on 11/13/2003 at 05:44:14PM Quote

    Chaos: Yes, big topic threads live FOREVER!!!

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    Posted on 11/13/2003 at 08:34:38PM Quote

    Learning just what facets of your life to shut the hell up about if you have a somewhat questionable website is ESSENTIAL to seeing your next birthday.
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    So that's not Yuka Takeuchi in my user picture. I have a right to use a picture of a big-busted nurse instead!

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    Posted on 11/13/2003 at 09:56:36PM Quote

    Chaos: If something's been in the fridge for more than 4 days, just throw it away. You probably wont eat it anyways.
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    Posted on 11/14/2003 at 03:19:50AM Quote

    A useful quote from Zartan:

    'If it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, flush it down.'
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