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Doc Funky
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Posted on 08/11/2003 at 05:47:39PM Quote

Well, usually I don't visit any out-of-the-ordinary sites, but today a friend of mine sent me a link to this page.
While the page's design is almost stereotypically "gothic" or "evil" (and therefore lame), the content is actually sort of interesting. It's the webpage of a "band" (read: two or three losers) that calls itself "50 Ways To Kill Me", all of whose songs are...yeah, you guessed it, ways to kill the lead singer. While the titles of the songs sound promising and the technoish music is pretty good, the lyrics and sound quality really aren't the best (from what I've seen), some of the songs are way too short, and the lead singer is pretty bad...which really is a shame. I mean, the guy manages to screw up "Wale me in the crotch with a plank of wood with a nail sticking out of it" by trying to sound too dark and evil through most of it, even though the music and lyrics are relatively solid.
So far I've only listened three of the songs, but I really enjoy "Send me to austraila to make me fight a kangaroo".
So...I sort of recommend this site, if only for the kangaroo song. Stay away from "Wale me in the crotch" and "Use a gigantic claw to crush me like an ant", though.

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Spelling errors in the titles of the above songs have been made by the site's creator, not me.

EDIT:
I realize that this could also go in the "Movies, Music and all that crap" forum, but since I found the page as the result of an Internet Adventure (kind of...), I figured it would be better off here.
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Edited by Doc Funky on 08/11/2003 at 01:51:21PM
Edited by Doc Funky on 08/11/2003 at 11:19:11PM
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Posted on 08/11/2003 at 06:40:28PM Quote

Quoting Doc Funky:


the page's design is almost stereotypically "gothic" or "evil" (and therefore lame)


Yeah, I've come to realize that goths are nothing more then emo queers with a satan addiction.

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Posted on 08/11/2003 at 08:34:34PM Quote

Maaaake meeeee fiiiight a kagarooooooo *pause* URGH! MAKE ME FIGHT... A KANGAROO KANGAROO. A KANGAROO KANGAROO. MAKE ME FIGHT... A KANGAROO KANGAROO!

... I'm wondering if this already made it to Somethingawful.com...
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Posted on 08/11/2003 at 08:36:47PM Quote


yeah, sure, whatever you want to believe.
anyway,

the song title's are funny enough, but im sure its horrible.


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Posted on 08/11/2003 at 08:37:11PM Quote

Yes, good SA material indeed...

And totally fucked, although I think that's the point of the music... Sorta catchy, but just not tolerable to be put on a playlist...
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