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Posted on 05/24/2003 at 06:40:20PM Quote

ESSENTIAL IDEA OF THIS THREAD:

As my creativity is not at its highest, I decided to re-work the idea of the 'five words' thread a bit. Rules are simple.

-Use pretty much one random sentence, as long as it can be at least VAGUELY related to the previous one.
-Any amount of words is okay, but if you're trying to cram 100 words into a sentence, you really need other hobbies.
-Commas are accepted.

So I'll start this...


It was January 23, and while playing her latest video game, Michelle realized she knew the guy on the computer screen...
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Posted on 05/24/2003 at 10:50:53PM Quote

Here's my two cents opinion

hey cool, a crossover between Big Stories and five word posts!!!

Well, if you want to be picky it was actually january 24th because it was around 1:30 AM; but that guy who had just materialized on the screen worried Michelle more than what time of night it was...
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If I get too incoherent, kill me.

Had nothinng to do with the ring, thus ruining her expectations of horror, replacing it with...
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Posted on 05/25/2003 at 03:15:24AM Quote



A flying disembodied head of David Hasselhoff, who spoke to her in a voice filled with trepidation.
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Posted on 05/26/2003 at 05:53:34AM Quote

Michelle realized it was time to lay off the pizzas.
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If I get too incoherent, kill me.

Which must have been laced with various pheremones, inducing delirum and...
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Posted on 05/26/2003 at 06:24:05AM Quote



various fecal matter.

Okay, hold on.
Angel, he said "one sentence posts" not "an incomplete sentence that the next person has to finish". It seriously limits the next person when you do that.

I think maybe we should try to be a little more careful about ignoring the last sentence.
If you notice, David Hassehoff "spoke" but never said anything. I was kind of expecting someone to add his line in the next post, heh.

That example is not such a big deal, but someone could conceivably just switch from
"Kelly picked up the knife and approached the pizza man slowly." to
"In Boston it was 5:00 so Bob decided it was time for some tacos."

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Posted on 05/26/2003 at 06:32:42AM Quote

Yet still, the uttered phrase "Do not show up at the hospital tomorrow and under no circumstances must you meet with a red-haired girl named Manami" bothered her.
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Posted on 05/27/2003 at 03:41:18AM Quote

Coincidentally, Michelle was planning to meet her boyfriend Merv at the hospital, who was diagnosed with leprosy after consuming a record-breaking amount of curry.
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And lo, a magical bean bag chair appeared to Michelle and told her that Merv would be just fine, but that it required a strange and marvelous quest through the lands of odourous shoe horns.
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Posted on 05/27/2003 at 10:12:25PM Quote

Michelle was surprised by the fact that she was slightly aroused by Lo, especially with him just being a lump of stuffing.
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Posted on 05/27/2003 at 10:40:06PM Quote

Here's my two cents opinion

The thing with Michelle you see is that she actually loved beans, in any form.
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Posted on 05/27/2003 at 10:53:43PM Quote


If I get too incoherent, kill me.

Unfortunetly,she never knew how to express herself to said beans, often embarrising herself in front of all her school chums.
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Just then, Michelle was arrested due to a new law illegalizing the use of the word "chums".
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Posted on 05/28/2003 at 01:19:04AM Quote

Here's my two cents opinion

Lucky for her, her real friends bailed her out shortly after.
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Posted on 05/28/2003 at 02:49:09AM Quote

This couldn't stop her real enemies from chopping her into tiny pieces, but they decided not to after all.
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If I get too incoherent, kill me.

And so, as the lethargic league of villans returned to thier mountain fortress, they decided their next foray would be to start that diet( tommorow ).
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Posted on 05/28/2003 at 04:33:37PM Quote

Here's my two cents opinion

One of them, Fedlem, didn't really want to go on a diet so he had previously resolved to hide all the slim fast boxes his fellow villains had bought.
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Posted on 05/29/2003 at 01:40:03AM Quote

This greatly angered Habib when he found out about this, so he stole Fedlem's socks and poured roast beef and gravy into them.
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This plan backfired on Habib however, when Fedlem began to profit from his new Beef Socks recipe.
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Meanwhile, a woman named Manami had showed up at the HQ and asked to join the ranks in order to meet with Michelle through the course of villainy.
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Her application was rejected due to consistant resurfacing of her character despite the fact that no one was writing anything about her, however there was one brief lesbian shower scene but I won't go into detail about that.
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Posted on 05/31/2003 at 05:24:05PM Quote

This caused the citizens of Cube to join forces and pretty much just stand there.
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The opposing commandos of Gurmston were so baffled by this that they began to spew an uncomfortable number of rainbow chunks.
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Posted on 06/01/2003 at 12:25:40AM Quote

Here's my two cents opinion

That might have been because of all the Lucky charms they had eaten the night before, then again, it might not have.
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In any case, nobody knew what Mr. Broomhead was talking about when he described the event.
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Posted on 06/07/2003 at 09:16:41PM Quote

Perhaps it was because the axe through his head made him speak too incoherently to be taken seriously.
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If I get too incoherent, kill me.

In somewhat related news, mike maus, the serial axe murderer, has been seen roving the streets.
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Posted on 06/08/2003 at 04:30:12PM Quote

With a body count of 245 victims, he was one to be taken seriously, lest you wished to also have an axe in your head.
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Posted on 06/09/2003 at 04:18:36AM Quote

Here's my two cents opinion

Getting back off topic, the citizens of Cube were still standing there, waiting for something to happen when all of a sudden, as unexpected as it may have seemed to them at the time (because time had been altered in the Cube), nothing happened at all.
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