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Posted on 05/06/2003 at 01:38:06AM Quote

Yep, yet another side effect of being a hopelessly desperate fool with considerably more dreams than actions has come forth.

In what must be my ten-bazillionth search for things involving bunny-girls, I came across a MAME ROM called 'Mahjong Vanilla Syndrome'. As you can guess, it involves mahjong. As you can infer, it involves a bunny-girl as the dealer. As you can definitely guess, I had no idea how to play mahjong.

Well let's just say it's amazing how much you can teach yourself in one day with certain reward possibilities. Now I can win about 33% of the time and have branched off to other mahjong titles.

I still wish ecchi arcade games'd stick to Qix clones and Pachinko.
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Posted on 05/06/2003 at 02:21:24AM Quote

How does you learning mahjongg from pornography make my life suck?

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Yeah, I guess me not learning mahjongg from a bunny girl does suck for me. Too bad they dont teach EVERYTHING with hentai..

"One lesbian plus two lesbians equals, PURE GOODNESS! I mean three..."
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Posted on 05/06/2003 at 02:37:51AM Quote

Of course it makes your life suck. Considering the fact that 80% of all MAME games are Mahjong games (virtical-scrolling shooters chime in at a distant 18%) it should make you quite enviable of someone with teh 1337 m@h70l\l6 skillz.

I never had the patience to learn mahjong, because all the internet guides are hard to understand. Maybe the allure of bunny-girls can help me here.
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Posted on 05/06/2003 at 02:50:33AM Quote

I should probably clarify here...

The thing was, I got bored one day and decided, what the hell, let's see what mahjong games they have out there, I know they're all ecchi. I come across one called 'Mahjong Final Bunny', and I obviously clicked that, hoping to see bunny-girls. Not disappointed. Turned out to be the clone for 'Mahjong Vanilla Syndrome'. Downloaded the latter, attempted to play. Had no clue what the hell was going on. I lost. Wanted to see the rewards of winning these games. I go online and search every damn strategy guide I can find. Having officially taught myself how to play via four pages of printouts and blowing out my eyeballs reading many more pages, I go back and play. I start to win occasionally. I download more mahjong games. (Who knew the PSR guys came up with one.)

So essentially, my desire to see girls partially/not clothed gave me the willpower to succeed.

As for why this makes everyone else's life suck... Well, I qualify as the only one here who has the patience required to do all of this and I haven't bothered to put up screenshots to prove it, right?
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Posted on 05/06/2003 at 03:26:50AM Quote

I've played a single-player solitaire version of Mahjong a few times, but I'm sure that it's nothing like those hentai games that take too damn long to download.

So yes, my life sucks in that YTF gets to honk it to mahjong bunny-girls where as I am stuck jerking to the green background of my mahjong game...
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Posted on 05/06/2003 at 03:29:12AM Quote

Quoting Doc Funky:


So yes, my life sucks in that YTF gets to honk it to mahjong bunny-girls where as I am stuck jerking to the green background of my mahjong game...

Uhh... Good luck with that...
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Posted on 05/12/2003 at 05:07:38AM Quote

The day before yesterday, I found a whole bunch of perverted mahjong games for MAME, and said to myself... "Shit, if only I knew how to fucking play Mahjong, I'd be set."

Take some damn screenshots. :P
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Posted on 05/13/2003 at 01:26:31AM Quote

Dude, if you want MAME hentai without the mahjong, just play any of the newer Gals Panics or the venerable Pachiniko Sexy Reaction, n00b.
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Posted on 05/13/2003 at 05:30:19AM Quote


speak only the words of apathy and cynicism.

okay, i believe this is easily the most perverted thread yet.
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Posted on 05/13/2003 at 02:55:17PM Quote

Quoting Yuka Takeuchi Fan:


So essentially, my desire to see girls partially/not clothed gave me the willpower to succeed.


Oh yeah, been there. Even though the graphics suck, I played my eyes out trying to beat the NES game "Bubble Bath Babes" once. >_<

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Posted on 05/14/2003 at 08:13:17PM Quote

Quoting Janux:

Quoting Yuka Takeuchi Fan:


So essentially, my desire to see girls partially/not clothed gave me the willpower to succeed.


Oh yeah, been there. Even though the graphics suck, I played my eyes out trying to beat the NES game "Bubble Bath Babes" once. >_<


Never played that. Although I gotta admit, hearing some of the increasingly-insane stuff I've heard the girls say off several websites kinda makes me wanna try it.
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Posted on 05/15/2003 at 01:56:31AM Quote

I dunno about you guys, but BBB might be the hardest puzzle game I have ever played. I don't think I could even get past the first level.

Or maybe I just suck. *boots up FCEU*
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