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Vitriolic
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Posted on 01/28/2003 at 03:04:43AM Quote

Ok, this is kind of a lame topic, but I'm gonna POST IT ANYWAY. Having not played too many GBA games on my Visual Game Boy Advance, I'm probably not the leading authority on what the worst game is. So far, I'd toss it up between Mortal Kombat Advance and a shooter called Uranus (which I downloaded ummm....rented for its name only). DISCUSS PLZ THX.
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Posted on 01/28/2003 at 04:10:23AM Quote

MKA hands down. Horrible controls, AI is way too good too, seeing as you can t do anything but watch your fighter try to spanke it while the computer tears him/her a new deluxe set of holes.

it was a good thing i got it at the same time as Zone of the Enders, If all i had was mka during stats i would have died

The starwars games are weak too though, got the first starwars ep 2 game here, and its absolut garbage

[edit]I don't even play my GBA all that much, yet there are welll over 50 legit gba games in the house, it is truly sad when you can say a parent plays more than you do :(

Also as for your strikethrough on the discuss part, too damn bad, i saw this thread and though MKA before even getting to click on it :)

Too tired.. cant type

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Edited by Kazuma on 01/27/2003 at 11:12:42PM
Edited by Kazuma on 01/27/2003 at 11:13:10PM
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Posted on 01/28/2003 at 06:09:44PM Quote



Have either of you played Frogger Advance?
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Posted on 02/23/2003 at 05:21:36PM Quote

I don't download games (Weeeeell, not too often)so I usually only play the best games. So I don't have an opinion on this one, but I heard MKA is terrible. Didn't it take, like, 3 weeks to program?
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Posted on 04/06/2003 at 05:38:02PM Quote

I know MKA is horrible, it honest to god is. But nothing compares to the rotten game that is Barbie's Secret Mission. My little sister decided to pop it into my GBA after renting it, needless to say, it is basically a story book, that lacks pictures, and has no animations...
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Posted on 04/09/2003 at 05:28:06AM Quote



Damn.

I have to play that game.
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Posted on 04/12/2003 at 04:03:47AM Quote

Listen up,

Kinda like that Silent Hill GBA game huh? Boy, that was a letdown.

for me, the worst ever GBA game must be Earthworm Jim. Sure it looks good, but what's not shown on the back of the packaging is the fact that animations has been torn out, controls has been raped, physics has been mauled. Come on, EWJ should have been a clean, accurate port...what the hell happened?!
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Posted on 04/12/2003 at 05:30:52AM Quote

Super Dropzone... You're a guy on a jetpack who has to kill aliens, but it's a side view shooter like Defender, not a Space Harrier type of game. I used to play games like this one years ago on my Amiga, and I enjoyed them. But this GBA version just plain sucks. There's no action, the graphics are dull, it doesn't provide anyone with the motivation to go on and play! The problem is it's so bad and dull you can't even make a review about it, because such a review would take 5 seconds to make, to put it plainly, redundancy in a can. And it's not the only such game either... :P
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Posted on 04/16/2003 at 06:16:44PM Quote

Quoting kiwibonga:

Super Dropzone... You're a guy on a jetpack who has to kill aliens, but it's a side view shooter like Defender, not a Space Harrier type of game. I used to play games like this one years ago on my Amiga, and I enjoyed them. But this GBA version just plain sucks. There's no action, the graphics are dull, it doesn't provide anyone with the motivation to go on and play! The problem is it's so bad and dull you can't even make a review about it, because such a review would take 5 seconds to make, to put it plainly, redundancy in a can. And it's not the only such game either... :P


I will take this challenge of un-reviewability! Its my new personal mission to review the worst of the worst (much like seanbaby's articles in EGM). I shall call them, minime Reviews In a Can! Dont ask me why, I just like the name.

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Edited by Chaos on 04/16/2003 at 02:17:22PM
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Posted on 04/16/2003 at 07:09:00PM Quote

Well, Hyena already reviewed Frogger Advance...
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Posted on 08/29/2003 at 10:58:20PM Quote

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Posted on 09/08/2003 at 02:09:56AM Quote

Jamesbond sux pretty hardcore.
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Posted on 09/08/2003 at 03:53:08AM Quote

Chaos: Enough with the topic revival already!!!
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Edited by Chaos on 09/07/2003 at 11:54:09PM
Edited by Chaos on 09/07/2003 at 11:54:33PM
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Posted on 02/12/2004 at 03:56:07AM Quote



Thread maintenance. Better later than never. Please do not be alarmed by any loud noises.

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