| Zyith 11/12/2004 04:41:18PM | Yah, I know it won't win me a chick, but it'd make me FEEL better. |
 +Hyena11/12/2004 04:17:53PM | Yeah, here's a real life lesson, people.
The best way to win that girl's heart is to kick her boyfriend in the balls. |
| Zyith 11/06/2004 03:05:13AM | It might help if I knew what he looked like, too. If he's like some short little dorky guy, I won't be worried and I'll just kick his nuts in and not run. If he's like 6'10, I think I'll skip the kicking and start the running. |
 +Chaos11/06/2004 12:10:55AM | Probably not.
But I'm pretty sure you could kick him in the balls and run for dear life. |
| Zyith 11/05/2004 11:16:36PM | Just an update for everyone; I found out in conversation that the OMG OMG A JIRL chick has a boyfriend. Argh. I wonder if I can kick his ass. |
| Vitriolic 11/05/2004 10:37:32PM | Quoting Doc Funky:
...and now I've posted three times in the last two days. This must be the most active I've been all year. Yea so? I think I've posted 3 (maybe 4) times in the past YEAR! Surely you realize that my disinterest in posting clearly is superior to yours. So anyway, what were we talking about again? |
| +Hyena 11/05/2004 06:24:16PM | I now feel better about barely being active myself. |
| +Chaos 11/05/2004 01:38:15PM | You shouldn't. I condemn you to hell, you degenerate. Evil doer! Die, devil! Die! |
| +Hyena 11/05/2004 06:25:37AM | I now feel better about barely being active myself. |
| Doc Funky 11/04/2004 08:11:59AM | ...and now I've posted three times in the last two days.
This must be the most active I've been all year. |
| +Chaos 11/03/2004 04:58:08PM | And now you have. Feel special. |
| Nylar 11/03/2004 04:04:30PM | Holy shit... I don't think I've seen Doc Funky post in all the time I've been here... |
| +Hyena 11/03/2004 06:12:20AM | Quoting Doc Funky: Damn. I just had to miss this conversation. I would have posted this earlier, to help out our friend here. The best. |
| Doc Funky 11/02/2004 08:37:31PM | Damn.
I just had to miss this conversation. I would have posted this earlier, to help out our friend here. |
 +Zem11/02/2004 05:38:56AM | Being an ass.
It's fun! Try it. |
| Zyith 11/01/2004 06:22:04PM | Being here, or that Nylar thinks you're an ass? |
| +Zem 11/01/2004 12:08:28PM | It makes me feel better about myself. =( |
| Nylar 11/01/2004 09:31:08AM | Zem you're an ass. But then again, I guess that's why you're here... |
| +Zem 10/29/2004 04:38:35AM | That means she hates you, and will tell all the cool football players or whatever to beat you up next time you talk to her. No pressure. |
| Zyith 10/29/2004 12:39:36AM | Update: I made an idiot out of myself today. I want to keep this brief so I can resume hiding in a hole and wishing for to die in my sleep.
Actually it wasn't that bad, I just invited her out and got turned down. But not in a "you suck, bitch!" type of way, instead a "maybe some other time" type of way. |
| Suppo 10/28/2004 06:23:47PM | you guys ought to give lessons on "how to hit on girls using pickles...." That book would sell ! |
| +Chaos 10/28/2004 03:01:35PM | Oh, you know it.
And I've moved past talking about pickels. Now I just babel something about my hair. yep. Smooooth. |
| Angel of Doom 10/28/2004 03:37:52AM | yes. nothing impresses like a vast knowledge of condiments. |
| +Chaos 10/28/2004 03:17:42AM | Oh just a bit of an inside joke. when I asked out my homecoming date on Friday, I was nervous and started talking about the pickels on the nearby condiments table. |
| Zyith 10/28/2004 02:00:47AM | wtf am I missing about pickles? o_O |
 @kiwibonga10/28/2004 01:32:52AM | Chaos, talk to me about pickles plz :D |
| +Chaos 10/27/2004 11:56:26PM | As long as you don't say stupid shit like start talking about pickels (<_<;), I'm sure you'll be fine. Just strike up some random conversation, and see where it goes from there. And if it doesn't go well, like you said, it's a big campus and you'll probably never see her again. |
| Nylar 10/27/2004 10:18:15AM | Well, it's your call, just look at it this way, if you don't say anything to her, you know you'll wonder what could have been later on. If you do say something, she might say no, and sure, that'll suck, but at least this way there's a 50/50 chance of you not writhing in misery. |
| Zyith 10/27/2004 12:03:17AM | "I just don't think I could take that kind of rejection." - George McFly.
I = low self esteem chicken. |
| Angel of Doom 10/26/2004 10:32:41PM | Then say something. who cares what happens. especially you.
Jesus, just ask chaos how his various things go with chicks nowadays. besides the pickle incident. |