| DCB 04/07/2004 06:44:32PM | Yo momma.
Are you scared? |
| Angel of Doom 04/07/2004 06:31:05PM | why yes, yes he is.
What would you do for a klondike man? |
| Suppo 04/07/2004 10:55:37AM | IT's Da Colo' o' Truth! word!!!!
how long is it?... |
 MarkVega04/07/2004 07:59:43AM | "Could you repeat the question?"
What's the color of money? |
| Suppo 04/02/2004 01:06:46PM | Not before the sun goes down!
could you repeat the question? |
| DCB 04/02/2004 08:34:22AM | They don't call them cockroaches for nothing.
Butts twelve by pies? |
| MarkVega 04/02/2004 08:12:56AM | So people'll know it's a MESS hall. Would make no sense calling it a NEAT hall, now would it?
Why will cockroaches rule the world, even though they don't have guns? |
| Suppo 04/01/2004 11:05:37PM | For you to be able able to find yourself handsome...
why is a "mess hall" called a MESS hall? |
 +Chaos04/01/2004 09:07:15PM | Nothing. But I think your neighbors dog just exploded.
Why are you so ugly? |
| Suppo 04/01/2004 10:41:15AM | because mice would never get caught trying to get pOrn... they're better than that.
What does this button do? |
| Angel of Doom 04/01/2004 02:33:19AM | forty cubits in length, and wide enough to fill the bakery.
why doesnt anyone build a better mousetrap? |
| Suppo 03/31/2004 11:11:56PM | Quoting Hyena:
Noooooooooooooooooobody!! (Inside joke. You probably have to live in Canada to get it) Sorry it took me a while to notice it but i used to live in canada (and will again soon) and I don't get it.... what does it refer to? NOW FOR THE REAL IMPORTANT THINGS!!! Why don't YOU tell me, it came out of YOUR nose, not mine! how long would a pencil have to be to pierce through Earth? EDIT: Who screwed around with the HTML codes??? |
 +Hyena03/29/2004 06:01:23PM | I don't know, but it's using an insertion method.
The real question is: What's that thing on your eyebrow? |
| MarkVega 03/29/2004 07:26:23AM | Along with your girlfriend, doing original sin.
What's this thing on my arm?! |
| DCB 03/28/2004 09:59:56AM | Because he can fly.
Where did my originality run off to? |
| +-=UTMF|Squee!=- 03/24/2004 04:09:34AM | because he can fly
Why did the chicken kill the turtle? |
| MarkVega 03/23/2004 12:43:38PM | According to Hitler...alot actually.
Why does James jump in holes without knowing what's down there? |
| Angel of Doom 03/18/2004 06:02:47PM | the green hornet, in a devilish plan to incriminate the cookie monster
How many ways to kill anyone? |
| DCB 03/17/2004 03:38:42AM | I believe it's a witch's brew.
Who stole the cookie from the pancake garage? |
| +Hyena 03/17/2004 02:11:46AM | Because you avoided answering that last question completely.
Knock knock. Who's there? |
| MarkVega 03/05/2004 09:06:05AM | Tight Pants
Why did the grue still get you? |
| +Chaos 03/04/2004 01:12:03AM | A bunch of sexually-repressed water sea creatures.
In River city Ransom, were the gang members vommiting, or simplying expressing their urge to heave after being beaten by some fool with a pompador? |
| Angel of Doom 03/03/2004 06:17:45PM | The Second Boxcar Racer starts back up.
Who Were The Blowfish? |
| MarkVega 03/03/2004 10:58:37AM | Anthrax
When are we out of idea's to make songs? |
| Suppo 03/03/2004 10:32:39AM | what? it's not like arm humping is illegal now...
hey that's funny, what is it? |
| witeasprinwow 03/03/2004 01:24:18AM | I was about to vote for Kerry but then I accidentally voted for Hitler :(
What the FUCK are you doing with my arm? |
| +Chaos 03/03/2004 12:58:54AM | Herpes-indiced madness.
Who did you vote for? |
| +Hyena 03/03/2004 12:04:06AM | You clearly don't understand the concept of anti-pasta. Go read the book again.
If you were to get sucked into a black hole, and you only had one chance of escape, how come you would go and do something as stupid as get sucked into a black hole? |
| +Chaos 03/02/2004 10:53:00PM | That blasted Mario.
If you ate pasta, then ate antipasta, would you still be hungry? |
| Angel of Doom 03/02/2004 06:07:10PM | Only In Kenya!
Who Ate Mr. Shine? |