| Nylar 06/13/2004 07:29:32AM | Don't expect things to change on an almost dead forum at 3:30 AM
Don't let your mom take Pepto Bismol and Ex-Lax, then go into the pool. One of them will win that war, and it'll probably by the ExLax |
 +Hyena12/07/2003 07:25:43PM | Don't make racist remarks in front of people you hardly know if you're not sure as to their ethnicity.
(Not me, but a co-worker. He got into a lot of crap) |
 MarkVega11/18/2003 10:27:48AM | Do not believe when people on the internet say yer cool.
They lie. |
| +-=UTMF|Squee!=- 11/18/2003 04:48:02AM | Being painfully constipated at school is not fun, so dont eat alot of cheese sticks at once. |
| Doc Funky 11/18/2003 04:43:01AM | Don't trust anyone.
EVER. |
| witeasprinwow 11/18/2003 02:17:11AM | If you're ever around Baltimore, get some friends ask a hobo to sing some kid's song for a dollar or two. It will be an experience that will stay with you forever. |
| +-=UTMF|Squee!=- 11/17/2003 11:01:29PM | Dont ask the bum for a piece of chicken. |
| Suppo 11/17/2003 05:50:28PM | When in Montreal, a sunday night around 2:30 in the morning, don't bother to wait for the night bus to get home... fact is you'll end up freezing your ass for about an hour.. if you're lucky. |
| Yuka Takeuchi Fan 11/14/2003 03:19:50AM | A useful quote from Zartan:
'If it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, flush it down.' |
 +Chaos11/13/2003 09:56:36PM | If something's been in the fridge for more than 4 days, just throw it away. You probably wont eat it anyways. |
| Yuka Takeuchi Fan 11/13/2003 08:34:38PM | Learning just what facets of your life to shut the hell up about if you have a somewhat questionable website is ESSENTIAL to seeing your next birthday. |
| +Chaos 11/13/2003 05:44:14PM | Yes, big topic threads live FOREVER!!!
dont play a guitar with rusty strings lest you want to get tetnis. |
| Suppo 11/13/2003 05:00:55PM | Big topics threads benefit from a special treatment, they can never become old threads. Or at least that's what I was told by Kiwibonga himself...
anyway, it's too late I guess. Never (and I mean never) drink orange juice after brushing your teeth... |
| +-=UTMF|Squee!=- 11/13/2003 12:14:12PM | Dont wait till the last second to do homework, you'll be up all night. |
| MarkVega 11/13/2003 09:15:35AM | Never tell people about your personal 'hobbies'. c_c |
| Angel of Doom 11/13/2003 08:47:27AM | never take three kinds of medicines within twenty minutes of each other.
trust me, I couldn't think straight for about an hour. |
| +Chaos 11/13/2003 07:27:00AM | Or just dont let threads die in the first place. ;)
While it may seem tempting, dont put honey on eggs. |
| +-=UTMF|Squee!=- 11/13/2003 04:41:26AM | Dont revive old threads ;)
make sure to turn off the light before going to bed, or wake up with bugs in your face |
| Suppo 11/13/2003 04:38:19AM | Don't make stupid promises that involve someone else... like " sure My friend can do that for you..." or " I rpomise that after I kill all those machines that are invading Zion I'll be back" Love won't help you keep your promise and Death just dones't give a fuck. |
| +-=UTMF|Squee!=- 09/08/2003 02:02:43AM | -Dont stare a bright colors for long periods of time with your monitor at 60hz refresh rate. :ralph: |
| MarkVega 09/01/2003 08:30:22AM | - Don't confuse internet forums with REAL people. I learned this the hard way. |
| +Chaos 08/31/2003 10:59:12AM | |
| Angel of Doom 08/31/2003 09:28:02AM | Yeah, thats the one. it kicks so much ass (literally)
on-topic: I know this sounds like Heresy, but dont stay up to late on summer vacation. while this sounds bad, I have developed Insomnia. I seriously cant sleep before 4 in tha morning, and i get so sleepy at five. The only trouble is, now i get fucking tired at five, and cant stay awake. edit: you see, thats exactly what i mean |
| +Chaos 08/31/2003 09:00:06AM | is that that anime boxing one? that game rules. I love it when you punch the guy and his insides explode.
"You're already dead!" So cheesey that it kicks ass. |
| Angel of Doom 08/31/2003 08:53:28AM | There is a new games in the arcades, called Fist Of The North Star. while really cool and fun, dont play it too many times in one hour without the gloves. it WILL make your knuckles its bitch. |
| +Chaos 08/31/2003 07:17:11AM | Quoting witeasprinwow:
Never play Dance Dance Revolution with a guy who can do 10/10 difficulty songs without missing an arrow, it'll make you look like a fucking wiener And more importantly, if there are short, techno-driven, spikey-haired asians anywhere in the vicinity, dont bother going near the machine at all. |
| witeasprinwow 08/31/2003 05:55:02AM | -Always mod your damn Xbox
-Stay away from the Army of Gayboes, it'll keep your penis safer -Never play Dance Dance Revolution with a guy who can do 10/10 difficulty songs without missing an arrow, it'll make you look like a fucking wiener -Play Contra III at least once, otherwise you'll burn in hell -Eating something is not the best approach to finding out what it is |
| +Chaos 08/31/2003 04:34:28AM | Dont try to cheat at Animal Crossing. It will just come back to bite you in the ass. |
| Vitriolic 08/31/2003 04:28:46AM | Do not copy computer games to a floppy disk. You will make the DP cry. |
| MarkVega 08/30/2003 09:14:18PM | Do not say hello to EVERYONE you meet. |