| Yuka Takeuchi Fan 11/14/2003 03:22:28AM | And then, it was all up to Jerry to get back all the money beaten from the others, and he saw little hope, although this did not stop him. |
 +Chaos11/13/2003 10:32:30PM | However, this got boring quick, so they joined Alabaster the fish in his goal of sinking battleships. |
| Yuka Takeuchi Fan 11/13/2003 04:09:43AM | Everybody seemed pleased, except for El Rudo Grande and Drunken Steve, who proceeded to go after the $200 everybody else had received after their pass. |
| +-=UTMF|Squee!=- 11/11/2003 06:56:15AM | He gave everybody one pewter trinket and bid them to pass go. |
| +Chaos 11/11/2003 06:39:13AM | Jesus Christ was nowhere to be found, so everyone turned to the next best thing - the Monopoly guy. |
| Angel of Doom 11/11/2003 03:20:26AM | So, as the hobo population swelled, mankind feverently hoped for thier savior. |
| +-=UTMF|Squee!=- 11/10/2003 12:09:37PM | Thusly, everybody sold their condos to buy shacks. |
| +Chaos 11/10/2003 07:03:39AM | This caused many people to quest the value of downtown real-estate (well, not many people, just that one guy down the street) |
| +-=UTMF|Squee!=- 11/10/2003 04:00:42AM | While GWB was brushing his teeth he tripped and fell and choked on the toothbrush and proceded to spit out monekys. |
| Yuka Takeuchi Fan 11/10/2003 02:19:29AM | George W. Bush saw this, shrugged, and went to the bathroom to ponder how the tree got there. |
| +-=UTMF|Squee!=- 08/19/2003 09:55:52AM | Althoughthe double dragon was a sacred union, the lame gameplay cause the monkeys of the island to eat some guys poor bannana coconuts from that tree in the whitehouse :( |
| Yuka Takeuchi Fan 08/14/2003 03:45:18PM | Everyone who had played to the Egypt level in Double Dragon III was happy, as it seemed to be suitable payment for the hell pressed forth in that stage, regardless of the fact that the two events were unrelated in all forms. |
| +-=UTMF|Squee!=- 08/10/2003 01:09:43AM | And the big flying baby came from the sky and said he will smite all of the posts in egypt with his giant flak cannon of doom. |
| Yuka Takeuchi Fan 07/18/2003 03:52:39PM | ...That is, all except for the guy who started the story and was attempting to finish it on his own time, who everyone forgot within three posts. |
| Angel of Doom 07/18/2003 04:35:21AM | And because of this, several rebellions started up, throwing the world into chaos and panic( Of course, all those rebellion leaders killed themselves once they realized that thier "emmense moral goal" was actually to uncover a half written lesbian story on some wobegotten website |
| Suppo 07/18/2003 04:12:01AM | Indeed they did so, but not before they somehow brainwashed every child on the planet so no one would ever write boxers this way (they also tried to keep the last story about Manami and Michelle hidden so that no child or adult would ever be reminded of them, ever). |
| Yuka Takeuchi Fan 07/17/2003 03:15:22AM | Afterwards, English teachers all over the world shot themselves. |
| +Chaos 07/11/2003 08:18:56PM | It involved the lack of capitolization and the occasional disregard for puncustion; or if that were to fail, they would run around telling everyone to "$tfu n00b b3cuz | 4m t3h uß3r 1337 h4x0rz d4t r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz!!!111!!1!" |
| Angel of Doom 07/04/2003 06:47:35AM | (look, another convert to the gospel of strongbad.)
but of course, one everyone stopped looking, the evil genius league started planning for their next plan to take over the world |
| +Chaos 07/03/2003 05:56:45PM | But of course, no was really paying attention, so it's not like it mattered anyways. |
 +Hyena07/03/2003 04:32:02PM | And so, with a powerful blast of ignited rocket fuel, both pseudo-lesbians were destroyed and their severed limbs washed away in a sea of molten metal and fire and no one ever told any stories about them ever again, except for that one time . . . |
| Angel of Doom 06/28/2003 07:04:47AM | and, as those slightly less omnipotent than the being stood watch over the tale, laughing, they decided it was time for either something to really happen, or for the story to move on to some other equally stupid path. |
| +Chaos 06/28/2003 06:53:51AM | The two stood there staring at each other for quite some time, because the omnipotent being that was controlling their actions at the time tried his hardest to prevent describing a lesbian acts in detail, even though he was quite sure that as soon as he relinquished his control, the next person would set up the same situation again. |
| Suppo 06/28/2003 03:20:49AM | Michelle, being displeased and all, decided to slap Manami, and so she did, and Manami responded by a gentle chuckle then smiled at Michelle who consequently left all her feelings of hate behind her and in an irresitible urge of freshness and softness began to "herbal-essence-wash" her hair, scrubbing her head quite firmly which only aroused Manami even more. |
| +Chaos 06/27/2003 11:00:29PM | Michelle stood in abject horror at the fact that her deepest desires might finally be fulfilled, but then Manami pulled a quater out from Michelle's nether regions and proclaimed "Ta da!" thus completing the most disapointing magic trick in all of history. |
| Suppo 06/23/2003 05:48:28PM | Michelle wasn't too sure why but she really felt that there was something wrong with her newfound friend/lesbian lover, she could feel it inside her skin but couldn't explain it, that was until she realized that Manami had a hand down her pants and was reajusting her belt. |
| Angel of Doom 06/20/2003 04:19:09AM | of course, mabye the michelle-manami love realationship shouldnt be mentioned to much, as they are sueing for defamation of charecter, for all the various sexual innuendoes between the two.
(read his^ post, then think about it) |
| Yuka Takeuchi Fan 06/20/2003 01:50:55AM | Michelle and Manami just glared at each other, shrugged, and walked off, despite the fact that bad stuff would REALLY go down now that the two had met. |
| +Chaos 06/19/2003 06:10:06AM | So the creator flew off on his rocket powered dishwasher and consumed 47 chilli dogs and marveled in horror as a certain person tried to make the longest run-on sentence that he could before he eventually was shot by the police who would soon by busted for embezzeling a mass amount of cookie dough that was infected with cochroaches that are bigger then the ones in that one place that he went to that one time with that amusement park with that big rollercoaster that made people throw up constantly thus making the janitor kill himself. |
| Yuka Takeuchi Fan 06/19/2003 04:30:52AM | And despite his insanity, the creator of the thread set up his plans to murder both Michelle AND Manami for who knows what reasons, all the while thinking to himself 'My god, there could be continuity here, and it must be STOPPED!' |