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02/16/2003 06:50:24PM | All right. I guess we might as well leave it.
Hey. Here's one that makes a lot of sense: "You testicle faced rectum, you have to be the biggest son of an ugly, ugly truckload of anii, If I ever see you again, I'll rape your sister in front of you till you bleed to death on national television. Go have wild passionate sex with a rapid donkey." By the way, after field 5 you should put a period instead of a comma. |
02/16/2003 04:13:11PM | Hehehe it did sound weird, but that's what made it funny. |
02/16/2003 05:48:05AM | Quoting TheNintenGenius: Don't worry, it's a simple mistake you lobotomised mountain of goat turds Yeah, but Kiwibonga took my suggestion and it's currently misspelled in the actual script. |
| Vitriolic 02/16/2003 05:20:52AM | I like it! I like it!
This needs to go on the main page. Maybe in the News section. Here's some suggestions. I've been lacking TEH FUNNEY lately, but i'll try anyway. Field 1 Steaming Mouth-breathing Flaming Worthless Field 2 sandpaper jerker retard welfare recipient tool weenie king Field 3 you're lower than you make love to your mom's 4 the ultimate a subhuman eye-reaming 5 waste of precious oxygen pillow-biter baby molester dweebenheimer simp 6 I fantasize about your prision cellmate will The world would be a better place if someone would Jesus would 7 make you eat your own feces expand your anus until your intestines fall out throw you off a bridge piss on your grave give you Ebola 8 like you deserve for justice so everyone will celebrate slowly and painfully 9 on your best day at your mom's funeral in hell when you least expect it on top of an ice-cream truck 10 Have a nice day. Go drink a bucket of AIDS. Call me. Praise be to Allah. |
| TheNintenGenius 02/16/2003 04:44:59AM | Don't worry, it's a simple mistake you lobotomised mountain of goat turds |
02/16/2003 04:38:58AM | Whoops. By "rapid" I meant "rabid" |
02/15/2003 06:04:31AM | Hehe I like those!
You testicle faced chunk of navel lint, you're as worthy as an ugly, ugly cum guzzler, When you die, Satan and his minions will rip your dick off happily on national television. Eat shit. |
02/15/2003 05:32:24AM | This kicks ass! I love it!
(My favourite is "steal your ass virginity with a ten foot pole") Suggestions: Field 1: repugnant mind-numbing testicle-faced ass-thumbing Field 2: orifice weasel rapist moutain of goat turds Field 3: you're nothing but you have to be the biggest son of I think you're you smell of Field 4: an impossibly stupid a chicken-fisting a butt-blasting an ugly, ugly Field 5: truckload of anii man-whore ox and a moron idiot to the sum of three normal idiots Field 6: If I ever see you again, I'll My mom and I are going to I hope your father will When you die, Satan and his minions will Field 7: crawl up your ass and eat your brain axe-kick you in the crotch throw you off the space shuttle make you eat your own face rape your sister in front of you Field 8: until you die (note: This one will sound funny after the Satan one) and make you bleed as long as possible until it's completely unbearable even to stand next to you Field 9: right here, right now on national television in front of the Queen Field 10: You fail it If you have a girlfriend, I resent her for the encouragement for you to procreate Get drafted and killed somewhere in the middle east go step in front of a humvee go have wild passionate sex with a rapid donkey |
02/15/2003 04:35:25AM | http://www.kiwibonga.com/gba/insult.php
It was really popular in french, let's see how it fares with the american crowd. Suggest new words to add in this thread, so that we come up with something interesting! |