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+Hyena
02/16/2003
06:50:24PM
All right. I guess we might as well leave it.
Hey. Here's one that makes a lot of sense:

"You testicle faced rectum, you have to be the biggest son of an ugly, ugly truckload of anii, If I ever see you again, I'll rape your sister in front of you till you bleed to death on national television.
Go have wild passionate sex with a rapid donkey."

By the way, after field 5 you should put a period instead of a comma.
@kiwibonga
02/16/2003
04:13:11PM
Hehehe it did sound weird, but that's what made it funny.
+Hyena
02/16/2003
05:48:05AM
Quoting TheNintenGenius:

Don't worry, it's a simple mistake you lobotomised mountain of goat turds


Yeah, but Kiwibonga took my suggestion and it's currently misspelled in the actual script.
Vitriolic
02/16/2003
05:20:52AM
I like it! I like it!
This needs to go on the main page. Maybe in the News section.

Here's some suggestions. I've been lacking TEH FUNNEY lately, but i'll try anyway.

Field 1
Steaming
Mouth-breathing
Flaming
Worthless

Field 2
sandpaper jerker
retard
welfare recipient
tool
weenie king

Field 3
you're lower than
you make love to
your mom's

4
the ultimate
a subhuman
eye-reaming

5
waste of precious oxygen
pillow-biter
baby molester
dweebenheimer
simp

6
I fantasize about
your prision cellmate will
The world would be a better place if someone would
Jesus would

7
make you eat your own feces
expand your anus until your intestines fall out
throw you off a bridge
piss on your grave
give you Ebola

8
like you deserve
for justice
so everyone will celebrate
slowly and painfully

9
on your best day
at your mom's funeral
in hell
when you least expect it
on top of an ice-cream truck

10
Have a nice day.
Go drink a bucket of AIDS.
Call me.
Praise be to Allah.


TheNintenGenius
02/16/2003
04:44:59AM
Don't worry, it's a simple mistake you lobotomised mountain of goat turds
+Hyena
02/16/2003
04:38:58AM
Whoops. By "rapid" I meant "rabid"
@kiwibonga
02/15/2003
06:04:31AM
Hehe I like those!

You testicle faced chunk of navel lint, you're as worthy as an ugly, ugly cum guzzler, When you die, Satan and his minions will rip your dick off happily on national television.
Eat shit.
+Hyena
02/15/2003
05:32:24AM
This kicks ass! I love it!

(My favourite is "steal your ass virginity with a ten foot pole")

Suggestions:

Field 1:
repugnant
mind-numbing
testicle-faced
ass-thumbing

Field 2:
orifice
weasel rapist
moutain of goat turds

Field 3:
you're nothing but
you have to be the biggest son of
I think you're
you smell of

Field 4:
an impossibly stupid
a chicken-fisting
a butt-blasting
an ugly, ugly

Field 5:
truckload of anii
man-whore
ox and a moron
idiot to the sum of three normal idiots

Field 6:
If I ever see you again, I'll
My mom and I are going to
I hope your father will
When you die, Satan and his minions will

Field 7:
crawl up your ass and eat your brain
axe-kick you in the crotch
throw you off the space shuttle
make you eat your own face
rape your sister in front of you

Field 8:
until you die (note: This one will sound funny after the Satan one)
and make you bleed
as long as possible
until it's completely unbearable even to stand next to you

Field 9:
right here, right now
on national television
in front of the Queen

Field 10:
You fail it
If you have a girlfriend, I resent her for the encouragement for you to procreate
Get drafted and killed somewhere in the middle east
go step in front of a humvee
go have wild passionate sex with a rapid donkey
@kiwibonga
02/15/2003
04:35:25AM
http://www.kiwibonga.com/gba/insult.php

It was really popular in french, let's see how it fares with the american crowd.

Suggest new words to add in this thread, so that we come up with something interesting!
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