News Archive for 9/2004
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@kiwibonga
Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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Registered: Sep 16 2002 | 10:24:46AM - ^_^b
As of today, this place is my blog.
New trend.
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| | News for 09/16/2004 |
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@kiwibonga
Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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Registered: Sep 16 2002 | 09:20:01PM - Today's log
I went to the bathroom today and stepped into a puddle of... some liquid... I think I sleepwalked and pissed all over the place... That or the sewers overflowed... although it hasn't rained in days.
The pee mystery remains unsolved.
Also I'm feeling dizzy and lightheaded, so I didn't go to chinese class today :(
Chinese phrase of the day:
Wo shi faguoren. Wo bu shi laoshi, wo shi xuesheng. Wo ai ni. Ni jiao shenme mingzi?
I am french. I am not a teacher, I am a student. I love you. What is your name?
I'm gonna try to find something to input chinese characters. Chinese is fun.
Gunbound stats for today:
Ranking
Total: 504 (67845 GP)
Guild: 1 / 15
Win %
Total: 67 %
(8966 win 4384 lose)
Damage
Average: 219.7735
Money
Gold: 238775
Cash: 4000
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@kiwibonga
Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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Registered: Sep 16 2002 | 06:40:02PM - Hahahaha
Hooray
ORLANDO, Florida (AP) -- A Walt Disney World worker who was acquitted of charges he fondled a 13-year-old girl while dressed as Tigger has been suspended again, accused of shoving two people while in a Goofy costume.
His lawyer said the man was just "goofing around because he was Goofy." |
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| | News for 09/17/2004 |
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+Chaos
Location: Over there
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Last Activity: 6131 day(s) and 3 hour(s) ago
Registered: Jan 12 2003 | 03:43:55PM - Hey, I can blog too!
Today I wasted my life. The End.
And Kiwi stepped in pee. Haaaah. |
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| | News for 09/18/2004 |
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@kiwibonga
Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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Registered: Sep 16 2002 | 10:33:10AM - yar
Today I went to deposit my chinese assignment, then I shopped for food... My friend came with me and kept putting stupid shit in my cart, like chunky weird white sauce meat stuff and cheez whiz. I had to recheck the whole cart...
I bought nothing but junk food, I want to be fat. It's not working. I made sure I got the really cheap peanut butter that stays in your body for 2 years... Haha maybe one day I'll have a normal BMI... Yeah my life is interesting.
Bonus material (B side):
Today in IRC I talked about my fears. One of them was going to the bathroom... I swear I'm so fucking scared of shitting out a tapeworm... If you don't know they're these huge (sometimes 15 meter long) parasitic worms that you can get from meat that isn't cooked or frozen properly if the animal had the parasite. It lives in your small intestine and feeds on your half digested crap... You lose weight and energy cause it saps all the vitamins...
You know you have it if you shit out 3 cm long white bands that look like pasta, the thing sheds its skin basically... Anyways this is all because of a story that my mom told me when I was little... My aunt got it and one day the worm came out, and she tried pulling on it and broke it and the thing still survived and grew even bigger.
AAAAAH. Scary scary scary. Gross. Horrible. Boo. I swear to god I'd rather die than try to pull a 15 meter long monster out of my ass.
Anyways... Enough vulgarities.
Funny article: Macaulay Culkin is a druggie -- I like the mugshot
Good night.
Edit: oh yeah... today's gunbound stats :>
Ranking
Total: 493 (68586 GP)
Win %
Total: 67 %
(9034 win 4400 lose)
Damage
Average: 219.9062
Money
Gold: 43040
Cash: 4000
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+Zem
Location: Pojoaque, NM
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Last Activity: 7729 day(s) and 8 hour(s) ago
Registered: Jan 9 2003 | 08:33:19AM - I can do it
I can post news!!!!!!!!!
Perhaps if I play my GBA someday again I can review something for it!!!! !!
You are interested in this! Excitement! |
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| | News for 09/19/2004 |
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+Hyena
Location: The Fortress of Searing Pain and Occasional Ice Cream
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Registered: Oct 31 2002 | 08:22:47PM - Kiwibonga O_O
Kiwi, you're scaring me. And the children. Think of the children! |
@kiwibonga
Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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Registered: Sep 16 2002 | 03:55:31PM - holy fucking shit
I found this in my bathtub. I almost died. But then I got some courage and a broom, cut it in half... then the two parts ran in different directions.
I hate these things. They must die.
Happy birthday, vitriolic, if you still exist :D |
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| | News for 09/20/2004 |
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@kiwibonga
Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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Registered: Sep 16 2002 | 05:30:43PM - Yeah huh
Today I played for the gbpros.com gunbound tournament, I got to round 2 but got my arse kicked :P Such failure :(
So I got rid of the frustration by getting to 70,000GP
Also I ate a lot of peanuts and drank a lot of soda.
Hrm.
Blogs suck.
I took this picture today:
People said I looked like a retard. They're probably right. Somehow I'm not afraid of posting pictures of me that look "bad." It's an achievement. I'm proud.
Ranking
Total: 484 (70127 GP)
Win %
Total: 67 %
(9175 win 4445 lose)
Damage
Average: 220.0104
Money
Gold: 74634
Cash: 4000 |
+Zem
Location: Pojoaque, NM
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Registered: Jan 9 2003 | 08:34:00AM - Wow
Those bugs are awesome. So are silverfish. |
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| | News for 09/24/2004 |
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@kiwibonga
Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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Last Activity: 2966 day(s) and 14 hour(s) ago
Registered: Sep 16 2002 | 07:05:41AM - Yarrrrrrrr
I got another A in chinese today. Hooray.
Chinese phrase of the day:
Wo shi wo baba. Wo shi wo mama. Wo meiyou erzi.
I am my dad. I am my mom. I don't have a son.
Today my debit card caused a network failure at the supermarket. The first day cashier was panicking.
Good night.
Gunbound stats:
Ranking
Total: 473 (71502 GP)
Win %
Total: 68 %
(9305 win 4480 lose)
Damage
Average: 220.1593
Money
Gold: 147874
Cash: 4000 |
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| | News for 09/27/2004 |
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@kiwibonga
Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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Last Activity: 2966 day(s) and 14 hour(s) ago
Registered: Sep 16 2002 | 04:41:58AM - Yar
Yesterday, I did the assignment for COMP249, it was almost identical to last semester's assignment in the same class. They changed the wording, some of the data, and some things in the questions... I actually spent 2 hours trying to pick out the differences so I would have to do a minimum amount of work just by copying and pasting. Turns out after those 2 hours I decided to do it from scratch and that took me about 30 minutes.
Guess that teaches us all a lesson about laziness.
No chinese phrase this time around, I haven't had a new class yet. We're still in that chapter about family members. Ahem.
I went to see Garden State... It's pretty much like Napoleon Dynamite in the sense that there is absolutely no plot, yet the characters are individually so loveable and weird the movie turns out to be enjoyable. I don't know how to explain it, they both are absolutely shitty movies, but there is something just so ass crammingly obsessive you get out of the theater with this great feeling that you didn't waste your money. Go see it.
Before the movie we went to McDonald's, and the cash registers didn't work, so I had to get charged $1.50 by the stupid ATM instead of buying directly with my debit card. I tried to negociate with the lady to see if I could get $1.50 off, and she told me I was responsible for using an ATM that wasn't part of my bank's network, while looking at me with murderous eyes. Since I like my food without other people's spit in it, I did not insist. God damn it.
In other news, I like to pee.
Gunbound stats for the day:
Ranking
Total: 461 (72847 GP)
Win %
Total: 68 %
(9469 win 4519 lose)
Damage
Average: 220.3879
Money
Gold: 63212
Cash: 4000
Getting closer and closer to 10,000 victories. How enjoyable. It is so great I might pee my pants. |
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