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News Archive for 12/2003
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@kiwibonga
Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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Last Activity: 2966 day(s) and 14 hour(s) ago
Registered: Sep 16 2002 | 11:31:16PM - Yeah
If you fucking fuckers want content, upload it yourselves. God damnit. |
+Chaos
Location: Over there
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Registered: Jan 12 2003 | 10:31:57PM - Blaargh!
Remember that link up top? No? You forgot already? Sheesh.. Okay. scroll up to take a look, but be back in 5 seconds...
Okay, welcome back. What? No, not the private messages link! God you're useless...
I'm talking about applying as staff. We could really use some more content around here, but kiwi and I are lazy fucks. You can write some reviews, or help keep the rom release list updated, make some board add-ons, whatever.
Okay, so you probably don't want to do any of that stuff. I'll tell you what. See the Master Game List? See how empty it is? I'm sure you're playing at least one game that isnt in there yet. Email me your screenshots and a mini-bio for said game, and I'll add it in there. And who knows, maybe you'll get something in return later down the road (if kiwi ever finishes it...).
Now what are you waiting for? Go submit!
Oh, and on a completely unrelated note, if you ever have the urge to link to this oh-so-wonderful website, use this banner if you feel so compelled:
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| | News for 12/23/2003 |
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@kiwibonga
Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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Last Activity: 2966 day(s) and 14 hour(s) ago
Registered: Sep 16 2002 | 06:46:19PM - Hmm. Work.
I'm going to recode all of Kiwibonga Advance from scratch. Nobody will notice anything, but it'll definitely be better on the coder's side, and will make it much easier to add new features, say, 5 months later :D (cause I can barely read my code now, making it kind of awkward)
Oh well. Merrrrrry christmas! |
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+Chaos
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Last Activity: 6131 day(s) and 3 hour(s) ago
Registered: Jan 12 2003 | 08:57:14AM - The picture says it all
'Twas the day before Christmas, and was just like the most;
All the topics were stagnant, except for Five Word Posts.
With kiwibonga.com on screen, Chaos sat and he stared;
In hopes that wite, Doc, or Angel would soon post there.
But all were asleep, or at least not online;
All except for ol' Chaos, insomnia suiting him fine.
He played some UT, then decided to stop;
He got an idea, and opened Photoshop.
It took ten minutes time, with hardly any effort put in;
His stupid picture done, ugly as sin.
But he was still bored, looking around his home;
"Fuck doing this. I'll rip off a poem."
He cut it short, but with good reason you see;
Chaos, that lout, is fucking lazy.
So he posted that crap, no longer bored suicidal;
But there soon was an error, he forgot the damn title!
So he rewrote the whole thing, making revisions and cuts;
Cursing himself for being a putz.
To end it he reminded all of the old shtick;
There is an army of gaybos bent on destroying your dick! |
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