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News Archive for 10/2004
| | News for 10/02/2004 |
@kiwibonga
 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada [E-mail] [AIM] Last Activity: 2966 day(s) and 14 hour(s) ago
Registered: Sep 16 2002 | 08:41:21PM - Weird dream Heh... I had a really weird dream. It's actually a recurring dream.... I remember having a similar one before...
Basically I'm part of an exploration team... We're funded by the government and we have some cool exploration suits... One of my partners is either my brother or my friend, I can't identify him, let's say he's a 15 year old boy, and I'm around his age in the dream... The third member of the team is his dad, who gives us orders and sits around on his ass all day...
What do we explore? We explore this room in our house that is sealed. That room has special powers or something, because according to the dad, it takes 2 days for the lifeforms to grow to their full adult size while they are in that room. Thing is, it doesn't really work, and in the end it makes lifeforms much bigger than they were before, and gives them extra strength, while still keeping them young looking.
So I open the sealed room, which is basically a mix of the house I grew up in and my current apartment... I have to go up a ladder, and the dad, who was behind me to tell me to go up the ladder, appears above the ladder and tells me to hurry up and start climbing faster... Then the ladder falls backwards with me still on it so I hang on to the edge of the wall we were climbing and look at him asking for help (can't talk in a dream), and he looks at me like "oh man... what a loser"
Anyways, somehow I get up there, I don't know, maybe me falling was just one possible scenario... I open the door to the secret room (yes, the second one), and the room is filled with cats and squirrels... When I open the door they're coming out of the room, some are hiding....
AND HERE'S THE BAD PART
The dad is like "oh man... I forgot to clean before putting cats in there... THERE MIGHT BE INSECTS. Cause you know.... If the room makes lifeforms grow in size, obviously if you don't clean it, insects will get bigger, bacteria will get bigger, etc... EVERYTHING will get bigger, but I only care about the insects, you can probably guess why if you look a few posts down regarding house centipedes.
And through some miracle I'm lying down on the ground, I don't really know how I fell, but what I know is that my face is dangerously close to the ground... And there it is... A huge centipede... I take off my shoes (kind of funny cause I'm supposed to have exploration shoes, which look like moon exploration boots, I put them on earlier but now I've got my regular sneakers, and no body armor) and squish it.
To give you an impression of size it's like a hotdog wiener with legs... And it's whitish yellow. Like a larva.
The thing doesn't die because first of all it has this weird reflex to squish down to reduce the impact, and it's nearly rock hard! So the best way to kill it is to grind it.
I kill a couple of them, and realize they're not that big after all (I don't know what happened, it went from wiener size to cigarette size just by changing the point of view)
And then... the queen of termites, with an abdomen about as big as a lightbulb, comes at me... I don't know what happened... it shocked me and I woke up. |
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| | News for 10/03/2004 |
+Zem
 Location: Pojoaque, NM [E-mail] [AIM] Last Activity: 7729 day(s) and 8 hour(s) ago
Registered: Jan 9 2003 | 06:04:29AM - Man The news here is getting trippy. Smiley with at-symbol eyes. |
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| | News for 10/04/2004 |
+Hyena
 Location: The Fortress of Searing Pain and Occasional Ice Cream [E-mail] [AIM] Last Activity: 5953 day(s) and 4 hour(s) ago
Registered: Oct 31 2002 | 03:26:07AM - Dreams Okay, my turn to share a strange dream. This happened a few weeks back.
I was in some sort of house, presumably the one my family lived in in this dream world, but not my actual house. For some reason, a raccoon got inside and was casually wandering around the place and no one seemed to think much of it. It was as if it was simply some neighbour's cat in our backyard.
At one point, the bathroom door opened and the raccoon walked out. Seeing the humour in this, I commented to someone "Hey, the raccoon is using our bathroom now."
It reacted to the word "Raccoon" and turned to me and shrieked a hideous unnatural screech with these terrible yellow eyes as if to say "DON'T EVER CALL ME THAT". I woke up.
Probably the closest thing I've had to a "bad dream" in many years. |
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| | News for 10/07/2004 |
@kiwibonga
 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada [E-mail] [AIM] Last Activity: 2966 day(s) and 14 hour(s) ago
Registered: Sep 16 2002 | 03:29:45AM - Wahaha Another most excellently weird dream....
I don't remember the beginning of the dream well, I forgot to press record on the dream recorder or something... oh well...
Basically my dad has this big blue motorbike, and we have to both be sitting on it to pilot it. I control the acceleration and braking, and he controls the steering... We're driving around some streets and then we get to this race starting line with really tough guys who could probably kick my ass.
The race is weird, we're not supposed to go over the speed limit and it's in traffic, in open daylight..
Half way through the race I freak out and speed up a lot towards a wall, we bounce on the wall and eventually finish first on the race. Then the really tough guys start whining about the fact that I went over the speed limit...
So they come to me and I make up some story which touches their hearts and they forgive me... I don't remember what I told them but it probably was very touching because they all understood that I almost died and that I was actually very brave.... I still cheated though...
Then, this is probably the result of watching all these infomercials, one of the other guys starts making these weird moves, then types a password on an invisible keyboard, and he gets a can of coke.
Then I ask him, wow, how did you do that!!? And he explains to me that we're in Britney spears' special food and drink repository. In order to access it you have to go to her personal trainer's webpage, do some dance moves, and you will instantly know the password, type it on an invisible keyboard, and you get to choose any food or drink!
I woke up while trying to dance... So I'll never know if I got it right, but at least now I know some of britney's dance moves. |
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| | News for 10/09/2004 |
@kiwibonga
 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada [E-mail] [AIM] Last Activity: 2966 day(s) and 14 hour(s) ago
Registered: Sep 16 2002 | 04:44:42AM - Pee mystery solved!!! There is a crack in the ceiling of my bathroom, and water leaks from there!
I did not sleepwalk-pee on the floor after all.
*remembers to call landlord to get that taken care of* |
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