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Author	+Hyena
Views	5747
Date	12/17/2002
Time	10:42:49PM

Spiderman: Mysterio's Menace
- A good game. Unfortunately, Stan Lee got to it.

SPIDER-MAN
MYSTERIO'S MENACE

*ahem*

Go, Spiderman!

Crawl, Spiderman!

Hahaha.
Haa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Hah! Can't . . . breathe . . .

Pointless Crime Sprees.
Is there anything more fun?

Let's see, they're wasting loads of ammo, who knows how much? Compare this to the dollar amount of coffee they plan on stealing. I guess these guys don't know how to spell "Bank"

A long day of work pays off. By some
incredible feat of logistical physics, I
guess the cops are even dumber
than the crooks.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! HAHHH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!
AUGH! *gasp*

Ninjas have a rapier
wit, which they keep
sharp by watching 80s
sitcoms all day.

Ninja . . . . . .
. . . . . Buddies?

HAAAHH HAHA HAAH HAH HAH HAHA HAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HEE HEE HEE HEE HEH HEH HEH HEH HAAA HHAA HA HAH HAH HA HA HA HA!

I always call up my friend or significant
other and tell him/her boring details
involving a stupid goldfish.

Heh heh heheheahahahahahahahahahaha *pause for breath*

How is he doing this
without a phone?
HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The bad news: Peter Parker is whipped.
The good news: Mysterio's helmet makes
an excellent fishbowl.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

His precious finely-toned ninja skills
are rendered useless. Humiliated and
defeated, this ninja faces twenty years
in prison. But he can laugh because
Scorpion surely has everything set up
by now.
HAAH HAH HAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HAH HA HA HA HAHA . . . I'm going to die, give me oxygen! Hurry! *Gaaassp*

You heard the man, bug brain.
Now, find Scorpion!
HAHA

HEH

Hammerhead . . . . Flat-skull . . . .
OH! I GET IT!
HAHAH

HAUH

Not only are Super-Villians sneaky, but their
delicious wit will stun you at just the right moment.

My Spider-Sense is tingling!
Could it be these
five guys charging me
with raised fists?

Why do his thugs bother to listen to him
if he just abandons them all the time?
HEH

AHHHHHH

I'm not touching this one. I think the
idiocy speaks for itself in volumes.

Mysterio shows off his skills forged from
four-years of Evil Cliche Graduate School

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That is one evil costume he's holding.

"Somehow" - One simple word that fills all the
little plot-holes in comic books everywhere.

Hahahahahahaha*CHOKE* HAHAHAHAAUAHAHAUHA OW THIS HURTS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

l

He actually does use Mysterio's mask for a fishbowl.
I can't believe I was right.
What the hell kind of ending is this, anyway?

HAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (THUMP)

Rating: Three thumbs sideways.

Stars: Seven out of four.

Percentage: Only mostly.

Spider-man: Yes.

Heh posted by +Hyena
on 12/29/2002 at 11:28:27PM
Okay, most of my review makes fun of the game's story and dialogue. But besides the awful Stan Lee-ism, it's a really great albeit quite short game.