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- RO-BATTLE!  A Medabot is a tiny robot toy. Its skeleton is called a tinpet. It can equip four medaparts and one medal. Without a medal, the Medabot will not turn on. Medaparts are basically weapons which you can equip to a medabot's head, left arm, right arm and legs. Medals will enable your Medabot to use Medaforce, which are enabled by getting the new Medawatch you can only own if you're a good Medabattler. Now I don't know about you, but I think this really sounds Medacool! There are 30 different parts for each member (=120 parts), and 30 different medals. All in all, that number is 150. Now, does 150 remind you of something? THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S... Excerpts from GameFAQs: From: DeathRowChris | Posted: 4/16/2003 9:12:57 PM | Message Detail Holy S*** i tried that before reading your post but i hasn't worked. I am so stressed and its is like 90 degrees so my brain is fried. From: Lonesphere Psionic | Posted: 4/17/2003 6:21:59 PM | Message Detail I need to know where do i find erika...the popos are lookin for me, i need Erika!!! From: Chris Demon | Posted: 4/13/2003 7:00:21 AM | Message Detail MEDABUMP!! From: Sir Will | Posted: 4/16/2003 2:06:48 PM | Message Detail It teakse tim,e be patient. From: dak000 | Posted: 4/11/2003 2:02:49 AM | Message Detail how do you change the sex of the tinpets From: WorthAPenny | Posted: 4/5/2003 9:04:25 AM | Message Detail Uh no. This is an RPG, like pokemon, but the battles are better (I think) These Medabots can "Robattle" with each other. Now get this. Every single thing in this game is called Meda-something, but something that seems pretty natural, a battle, is called a Robattle. Now tell me what prevented these idiots from calling them battles. Uggh. A Pokemon, a Pokedex, a Pokeball, a Pokecenter, a *BATTLE*, not a fucking RO-battle! Helloooooooooo! Welcome to the 21st century, idiot! At this point, I'd rather get on with the review, rather than doing more senseless name calling, or maybe a combination of both, we'll see.. In all its idiocy, Medabots will educate your children. It is *preparing* the next generation to the outside world, which Pokemon failed to do before, it is going to help your child go through emotional challenges, and overall make him a better person. Introducing, from the makers of Harvest Moon and Car Battler Joe, the MEDABOTS(TM) EVERYDAY LIFE FOR DUMMIES! It is advised to stay polite and show common sense all the way through your social life. Here are some basic rules you should remember at all times. Rule 1: If there is an unpleasant remark you should make about something or someone, please refrain from telling the concerned person directly, as you might hurt that person emotionally. Instead, find as many random strangers as you can and tell them the unpleasant remark. It's always a good thing to be seen as a cultivated person who can take an objective approach at modern problems. Example:   Rule 2: Women are weak. Just let everyone know this, as some fools still like to call them equal to man, but this will never happen. Remember, if it wasn't in Medabots it wouldn't be true! Example:   Rule 3: If you have a sexual frustration of some sort, or if you enjoy the company of your hand more than that of a person (Of the opposite sex or not, it doesn't really matter), you are advised to seek help. Of course, going to therapy groups is kind of stupid, since these things never work. The best of all therapies is to talk about them in mundane conversations, especially with people you have never met before. Example:   Rule 4: If your marriage is failing, don't hesitate to tell your only child first, everyone knows how it can enhance one's spirits. Example:  There is a time in every person's heart when the desire to have a child of their own is at its peak. However, about 14 to 16 years after accomplishing this feat, that desire will be at an all time low. This is caused by "Puberty." There are several symptoms that will help you detect if kids have hit "Puberty" yet, and this is without checking their armpits! Symptom A: Your stupid kid keeps asking to go to that amusement park because "all his friends are going," and no matter how many times you say "No" they will keep insisting without understanding that you don't have the money nor the will to watch them playing on the arcade for hours at a time and waiting for them to be done with the god damn rollercoaster which you can't get onto because your wife has her period or your husband has a heart condition. Example:    Solution A: When a kid asks you to do something boring and unpleasant, the best thing to do is find "good" reasons not to do them. For example, if you're always inside your house and never go to work because you live on a magical Medabot island where everything is free except for Medabots and Medaparts, say that you are very busy.   Symptom B: Your idiotic kid explicitly shows his depression to everyone and makes you look bad. Example:   
  Solution B: For generations, there has always been only one counter-attack for depression. Yes, the only way to reason a depressed kid is through looking angry and screaming! Example:   This technique will allow your kids to run out of the house, and go where they wanted to go with their irrational friends' parents, leaving you with one more full day of "being busy"!   The story, in short, is rather typical... You start out watching TV in your room (The parents don't have a room for some reason, they're just "lying around the house"), and your mom starts bitching at you because you're not responsible, and then she asks you to go buy Spice-a-roni (spices and cheese?). Of course, she doesn't have change, so she gives you 50 bucks... You get to the store and this weird guy forces you to buy a Medabot. Now, you could have gone on with your life, or you could have gotten a summer job to buy one, but NO, destiny calls you, you have to buy it, and then you don't have enough money to buy the Spice-a-roni, so guess what your idiotic mom she's like "OMIGOD YOU'RE SO GUNNA BECOME A HOBO!" and "Go to your room and think about it," and of course, you turn on your TV and play with your Medabot, which is, in my opinion, a really mean punishment. Your dad (Who just lies around the house all day), brings you a Medal for your Medabot AND a Medawatch. Ok... In the real world, if I had done that, not only would my mom have slapped me to death and confiscated everything I own, but if I wasn't dead, my dad would have kicked me while I was whining on the floor! "ARE YOU HAPPY, FUCKIN' HOBO? PLAYIN' WITH YOUR GOD DAMN TOY? WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING? I'M DISOWNING YOU!" Ahem.. So you get a working Medabot after all, and you're free to go out and play with your little friends. Mmm... Kids these days... Hahahaha! posted by +Hyena on 05/01/2003 at 10:56:08PM Great article! repetitive prefixxes and predicatble suffixes posted by +Chaos on 04/25/2003 at 06:50:59AM I think they do that just so their idea sounds more origional. I think the worst case though was Digimon. Anything could be a digimon if you just put the letters m-o-n at the end of a word. "Chaosmon! Obliterate noobmon! But first you must Chaos-vovle!" Now that I think about, that could be the best damned RPG ever... Oh my god! posted by @kiwibonga on 04/19/2003 at 05:02:43PM You have desecrated teh bset gmae in teh nteire world!!!111 its 'meda' cuz teh robats phynction on medals. Mmm... Thank god not all RPGs are like that though.. Meta-post meta-a meta-comment posted by Vitriolic on 04/19/2003 at 02:46:33AM All that Meta talk reminded me of the green Megaman from Captain N who'd say "mega" after all the last words in his sentences. Why did I bring this up? Why am I posting this? Why are you giving me dirty looks? Why is that ice-skating giraffe prodding my sphincter with a lawn dart? The Joys of Destructive Robotics posted by +Chaos on 04/18/2003 at 10:45:13PM Why cant life be so easy for us in the real world? |