Q: What is this crap?

A: What does it look like to you?

Q: Shut up and answer the qustion.

A: Fine. This is Savage Boredom, one of the many sprite comics on this so-called internet.

Q: Well, what makes yours so special?

A: Good question. It may be because I made all of this, but I don't see anything all that special in it. But here you are reading this, so I be doing something right.

Q: Why do you always put down your own work?

A: See, self-degradation comes off a whole lot better than pompous superiority. It sounds good if you say "Savage Boredom rules!" But when I say it, it just sounds like I'm full of myself.

Q: So who are you anyways?

A: If you must know, my name is Ben, I'm sixteen, and live in San Diego, California.

Q: Wait a minute... Ben? Same as the guy in the comics?

A: Heheh, yeah. I named him after myself.

Q: Why the hell you you do that?

A: Well, mostly because I suck at making up names. Plus this way, I can live vicariously through my character. :D

Q: Why don't you just make yourself a divine being then, like in all the other sprite comics out there?

A: Because that's been done to death already. In the comic, my character isn't "the Creator," or anything like that. He's, more or less, just a regular guy.

Q: Your website looks suspisciously like that of Planet Zebeth... Explain yourself.

A: Heh, you've caught me. My design is greatly influenced by Kabutroid's. The design is very streamlined, efficient, and asthetically pleasing. I admire his work greatly, and could only hope to be that succussful as a webcomic-maker one day. So if you're reading this Kabs, please don't get mad. Imitation is the highest form of flattery you know. :D

Q: So you ripped off his code?

A: No! I only looked toward the outward look for design influence. I wrote all the code myself (with the exception of the Project Comics rating link).

Q: Strip [X] sucked! I hate you now!

A: Well, thats bound to happen. A writer is bound to write one or two (or twenty) crappy comics. But thanks for your criticism nontheless.

Q: I found a spelling error!

A: Chances are, I already know about it and don't really care enough to fix it. The error probably doesn't get in the way of the overall meaning, so just live with it. But if you find something so wrong that the whole meaning of the passage is lost, by all means tell me about it. But of course, if you're Doc Funky, feel free to make me miserable about it. :D

Q: If Ben stole his powersuit from an SA-X, doesn't that mean he's a crossdresser that wears womens clothing?

A: No, and shut up. >_>

Q: When do you update?

A: I try to do a new strip every day. Sometimes I miss a day, but I'll usually make up for it the next day, or on the weekend. I usually don't do weekend strips though.

Q: Have people actually asked you these questions?

A: No. Savage Boredom is still rather young in it's public exsistence, and has not had time to develop a fanbase who cares enough to ask questions. These are just questions I made up that I assume people would ask.

Thats all the questions for now. If you have a question you want to ask, just go right ahead and ask me!

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